Wake up in darkness 

When someone puts their bare ass on your face while your sleeping and you wake up only to see the darkness of their asshole.

Dude I totally woke Josh up in darkness this morning.

or

I woke up in darkness this morning and it smelled like shit.

or

You don't want to wake up in darkness do you?

Wake up in darkness by Professor Legasov August 16, 2019

Wake up fully charged 

When you wake up with a boner

I hate when I wake up fully charged

Wake up fully charged by KursedKremit October 1, 2020

Wake up filthy 

The producer f1lthy's tag, commonly heard in some of Playboi Carti's songs.

"Wake up filthy"
"Yeah, I'm in the coupe with a cutter, yeah, sippin' on Wock'"

Wake up filthy by Call911ForRobux July 10, 2023

wake-up erection

erection that is effected through engorgement of the penis during sleep. Also called morning erection.

He is having problems with erection so when he wakes up in the morning and finds himself having wake-up erection, he engages in sex with his wife.

wake-up erection by uttam maharjan June 22, 2010

wake-up retardation 

A condition in which a person does, says, or thinks stupid things because he has just woken up and is not fully functional yet.

I accidentally put toothpaste on my washcloth because I was suffering from wake-up retardation.

wake-up retardation by Mr. Sneakers September 21, 2009

Wake Up The Sleepers 

Kill Hannah's fifth studio album, released on Original Signal Recordings in 2009. The title was described by vocalist Mat Devine as a 'statement of defiance against those in the record industry who have been sleeping.'

The album features guests Benji Madden (Good Charlotte), Amanda Palmer (Dresden Dolls), Shiny Toy Guns, and Chibi (The Birthday Massacre).

Kill Hannah have stated that this is the album they want to be remembered by. The songs themselves are fresh, sticking to the band's established sound and expanding upon it with tracks such as 'Why I Have My Grandma's Sad Eyes' which has no guitars. It is the band's best album to date.

Chicago rock band Kill Hannah's latest album, Wake Up The Sleepers, is amazing! Buy it!

Wake Up The Sleepers by renasunflash October 5, 2009

wake up call 

When you wake someone up by ripping a loud fart in their ear or face. A common prank played on those who like to sleep in at boy scout camp, church camps, fraternities, and boot camp. While likely done do a lesser extent, girls also have been known to participate in this activity at slumber parties. Please note the difference between this definition and "sound the alarm"

Frank is still sleeping and we need to leave in 10 minutes, so why don't you give him a wake up call to get him out of bed.

wake up call by Trumplodyte July 8, 2019