kurt wagner

my bf

yes kurt wagner aka nightcrawler is my real bf incase u were wondering !!

by cyclopsrealgf September 11, 2021

William Benjamin Bellafiore-Wagner

Winning at life rn
Pretty good at math
Personality: Tall
Common nicknames: Killercow500, Smoked_by_will, Willable, Willeh Bella, the boy, the menace, shit head

No mom, that wasn't a BMW Individual M760i xDrive Model V12, that was William Benjamin Bellafiore-Wagner.

by Gorrilla vs Kong October 16, 2021

Pulling a Wagner

1. Extremely theatrical drumming, e.g., making really dramatic faces while bringing the drumsticks up higher than they need to accurately hit the drums.

2. Masturbation.

Did you see that guy on stage? He was really pulling a wagner.

by two dudes and one dudette. May 21, 2009

Wagner Tuba

A fucked-up musical instrument most frequently heard in the works of Richard Wagner and Anton Bruckner. Though capable of sounding quite beautiful, it usually sounds like shit and elicits dirty looks and sighs from the rest of the orchestra.

Musician #1: "What are we playing on tour in March?"

Musician #2: "Bruckner 8"

Musician #1: "Oh Fuck! Wagner Tubas!!!"

by hrnhtr February 10, 2009

Wagner

A late Romantic era composer known for his brilliant innovations in harmony and immensely large scale operas but also for his controversal proto-fascist views. Wagner composed mostly operas and, unlike most other composers, created his own librettos rather than setting music to those written by others. He also greatly developed the techniques of leitmotifs and through-composition.

Today, Wagner is probably best known for the wedding chorus popularly known as Here Comes the Bride (from his opera Lohengrin) and Ride of the Valkyries (from his opera The Valkyrie). Also, much of the modern stereotype of opera comes from his work, specifically the Ring cycle operas.

Due to his ultra-right wing politics and connection to the Nazi Germany, he is rather controversal composer and his work is more or less blacklisted in Israel.

Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries is far better than any of those silly metal songs.

by Eddy1701 March 27, 2006

dog washer

The european bathroom, water sprayer backside-cleansing accessory used instead of toilet paper.

Ok, no paper ever again; gots me a dog washer at home...better clear than smear, eh?

by YAWA December 2, 2019

New Mexico Window Washer

When you blow your man juice into a fresh towel and wipe it on a girls face.

Brian: how nasty did you get last night with Brandy.

Tom: That girl was so messed she wanted me to give her a New Mexico Window Washer.

by olaf (berzerker) April 2, 2009