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waddle bitch

a fat woman who waddles when she walks. These women tend to be pushy and complete bitches who think their shit does not stink.
Look at that waddle bitch! She's going straight for the buffet! Waddle bitch, waddle!!!
by Luke Floan February 23, 2008
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wadafxup

An apostrophe-less contraction (or word amalgam) meaning "What the fuck is up?" Started by truth.com's PSA campaign.
"Hey, did you hear that Jill is dating Johnny now?"

"Yeah, wadafxup with that?"
by Mr.Melon October 5, 2008
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waddle of shame

The awkward pants-around-your-ankles shuffle you are forced to do when the last person didn't replace the toilet paper and the spares are far out of reach.
Curse you brother for forcing the waddle of shame upon me! Replace the toilet paper when you finish the roll!
by liliawhisper April 8, 2015
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Waddel

A man who does not engage in outdoor activity a lot and wanks most of the day. Pretty fat, but in a good way. Funny at times and will make you laugh a lot but will probably put a roofie in your drink.
Yo watch out for Waddel. He is kinda creepy.
by Waddel C. July 23, 2016
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amelia waddicor

a bossy and self centred creature
thier so amelia waddicor
by shlom October 24, 2011
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wadafak

Basically the crazy form of 'wtf'. It is a combination of the words "what the fuck" and is used in humorous situations.
P1: dude, i'm actually gay
P2: lol, wadafak?
by DaveDaveDave June 14, 2006
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turd waddle

The act of waddling - with pants down around the ankles - from one public bathroom stall to the next in search of paper with which to clean the poo from ones unwiped poopchute. This movement is typically used when a tiny piece of turd neglected to dislodge itself from said rusty balloon knot and their is little more than one square of shit ticket left in said stall and the person that has performed the shit wants not to incur a skid mark on their undergarments.
Ahmed is such a dipshit, he should know by now that the county is fiscally challenged and made a cognisant decision to forego toilet paper in all county schools, oh well I guess I will have inform Mrs Parrymore that he will be late to class again due to his 2 hour turd waddle
by cornfritter October 22, 2010
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