What would Jimmy Buffett do?
You are shitfaced drunk because it's 5 o'clock somewhere in the world. Should you sober up and become a responsible person or have another boat drink?
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Wear a hawaiian shirt and grass skirt, and have a frozen margarita in each hand.
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Wear a hawaiian shirt and grass skirt, and have a frozen margarita in each hand.
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Person 2:Oh,it says WWJD, it stands for world wide jewish domination
Person 1:Cool
Person 2:Oh,it says WWJD, it stands for world wide jewish domination
Person 1:Cool
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Person A: "WWJCVDD?"
Person B: "He'd probably kick your ass for being such a homo."
Person A: "Fair call."
Person B: "Mind you, he is from Belgium, so he's probably a homo too. Maybe he'd do something else with your ass."
Person A: "Mmmm - cheesy Belgian sauce. I'd like that."
Person B: "He'd probably kick your ass for being such a homo."
Person A: "Fair call."
Person B: "Mind you, he is from Belgium, so he's probably a homo too. Maybe he'd do something else with your ass."
Person A: "Mmmm - cheesy Belgian sauce. I'd like that."
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man: I can't believe it...you and my...mother?
boy: Dude, I am so sorry
man: I'm gonna kill you
boy: WWJD?
man: Good point, you are forgiven
boy: Dude, I am so sorry
man: I'm gonna kill you
boy: WWJD?
man: Good point, you are forgiven
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a question you ask yourself when you are not sure what do do in a situation.
so if someone has done something bad to you, you can do these things.
so: you can allow yourself to be killed.
turn water into wine
hang on a cross
write a book and call it the bible
a question you ask yourself when you are not sure what do do in a situation.
so if someone has done something bad to you, you can do these things.
so: you can allow yourself to be killed.
turn water into wine
hang on a cross
write a book and call it the bible
person1:wwjd?
person2: the bible says, ex32:27-29 "with the lords approval, the israelites slay 3000 men.
person1: so we can go kill a bunch of people?
person2: exactly.
person2: the bible says, ex32:27-29 "with the lords approval, the israelites slay 3000 men.
person1: so we can go kill a bunch of people?
person2: exactly.
by if god is real,he's an asshole May 15, 2009
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