Wobble-Cocked

Drunk. Really Really Drunk.

By the time Neil was finished with his drink he was so wobble-cocked that he tried to buy a drink for the cop at the bar. And then he pissed himself.

by johne55 August 5, 2012

Wobble knoble

The Act of sucking a toe while someone has their thumb in your anus

Do you want to wobble knoble?

by PwnurMom May 17, 2016

wobble jobble

When giving oral sex to a man, and you insert his scrotum in your mouth as well, then shake your head back and forth as if your shaking your head no.

I gave my husband a wobble jobble last night.

by Girl_in_PA April 13, 2017

Wobble Truffleton

a retarded ass person who walks like a disabled duckling and talk shit about others and boast about how popular and valuable they are to others

That wobble truffleton owns two mansions and five bitches but has a brain as fucked up as Spongebob

by fatface22 August 22, 2017

WOBBLE ON

A person who is in their home step counting by any means necessary in their underwear.

Wow dad you are really getting a proper wobble on

by WordJacker February 22, 2020

Wobble Head Leave

A term used in public safety when a colleague is out on administrative leave for a mental health evaluation/assessment.

Shannon is out on wobble head leave and expected to return next week.

by The Beaver Trapper March 31, 2021

Wobble Gobble

Pre-wedding jitters resulting in one last fling with an ex, a piece of eye candy or a total stranger

Amy had had a crush on work colleague Stuart for years. She knew when she married Michael that was it for life. Determined to go out in a blaze of glory Amy dropped to her knees and gave Stuart a Wobble Gobble before the big day.

by Oneandahole December 16, 2021