Jan Willem

The one man who can deal with everything. The biggest cojones in town. Be careful when asking Jan Willem for help. He will help you. Oh god, he will. He will be on it like a motherfucker. But his brilliance will shatter your own confidence forever. Relentlessly sexy, he could charm the birds out of a tree and the pants out of a nun.

Also, he is probably your real father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father
Luke: Jan Willem? ben jij dat?

by guacamollen May 16, 2018

Wit Willem

A Man Who Knows How To Pleasure A Female As He Is Born With A HUGE Penis And Super Stamina, Can Wet Any Female Creature By Just A Glance That's The Power Of A Wit Willem.

Who was that guy making you scream last night was it a Wit Willem?

by Wire.Official2 February 14, 2023

Gay Willem

Willem is very Nazi and gay.

OH FUCK. A GAY WILLEM!

by TotesNotFromDarnell August 22, 2019

Jan-Willem

Best kid around, he has all the girls.
Everybody likes him.
He can get every girl he wants.

I wiss i was a Jan-Willem

by PUSSYDESTROYER!! February 13, 2017

jan-willem

This is a person who is very different, most of them like black Dicks.

Wtf is Jan-Willem doing??

by gamerstyle000 February 15, 2018

Rita Willem

a woman that has the ability to inflict psychological pain on a grand scale.

"Why are you such a Rita Willem?

by Aaslex January 9, 2019

Willam Belli

The most fierce, talented, and fishy drag queen celebrity. The bitch worked with Rihanna, and was guest starring on like 30 shows. Willam is a successful drag queen and as Willam would say "i'm not some queen that has to show for a dollar" and Willam's catchphrase "Goddammit"

Person 1: I think I know Willam Belli...
Person 2: You must have a television.....

by Alison Wonderf**k January 4, 2014