Winger guarantee

A Jeff Winger alternative to a very important promise.

Invented in the tv show Community by Jeff Winger.

Jeff Winger: Il get you 5 more customers by the end of this, and that’s a Winger Guarantee

by FitnessGram™ Pacer Test December 22, 2021

wingerfit

An offensive term used for gingers

You know Rylan? He’s such a wingerfit!

by wingerfit luvr March 11, 2022

T-Winger

A hick, or an unintelligent country man who wears all camouflage. Most T Wingers are, in fact, fake. Usually grown up in the city, the T-winger gravitates towards hickdom once society rejects his uneducated views, slurred speech and brown teeth. T wingers are mostly hard to find because of their unique camouflage outfits they bought at Walmart.

Chadwhick Worthington: There's a floating head over there, my God!
Montgomery Hayward: Silly Chadwick good lad, that's just a T-Winger!

by Dawgy91837737 June 19, 2016

wangerin

Non-specific plans to hang out.
Loitering, hanging out, or strolling with friends, waiting for something good to happen.
From the word "wander"
(Pronounced wahn-Grrr-in)

H: What are you doing saturday?
C: I was going to wangerin the mall with Emily
H: Sounds good!

B: Man, we need to make better plans.
C: What's wrong?
B: We always end up wangerin to no end.

by Jim McKennery January 10, 2008

wengervision

When you blatantly see something then later claim you 'didn't see anything'

Arsene Wneger, Arsenal football manager. When Arsenal are awarded a penalty for something not worth one he will say 'I did not see anything'

by James Davies May 22, 2005

Cunt wanger

Noun 1. (vulgar). A small erectile organ at the anterior or ventral part of the vulva homologous to the penis; the clitoris.

2. A female homosexual who assumes the dominant postion in a lesbian relationship who is partial to cunnilingus. See: Bull-dyke; Carpet muncher; Diesel-dyke.

Mariilyn Monroe is overheard on the tapes telling her psychiatrist that Joan Crawford was a real cunt wanger.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

bong wonger

A Bong Wonger is somebody who eats at many resturaunts, but never has enough to tip the waiters.

“Do we have enough to tip?”
“Nah, we’re Bong Wongers”

by YianniP June 30, 2018