Dr John Watson

Gay for Sherlock holmes

Dr John Watson: So you’ve got a boyfriend?

Sherlock Holmes: No.

Dr John Watson: Right, okay. You’re unattached, just like me. Fine. Good.

Sherlock Holmes: (After an awkward pause) John, um... I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I am flattered by your interest I’m —

by Neroshrlmp November 2, 2013

Jared Watson

White boy swag. 1 of the lead singers from The Dirty Heads.

Fangirl #1: "You see the dance Jared Watson did at the beginning of the video?"

Fangirl # 2: "Hell yeah! He's got that white boy swag!"

by localsonlybrah November 6, 2011

Hot Watson

A special kind of Swedish massage in which a well-oiled finger is inserted gently into the anus. For full effect, the masseuse must be made extremely uncomfortable and you must provide text message proof of the exchange.

I went to get a Hot Watson and now I’m being sued by 23 people. This must be what it feels like to be a celebrity!

by BadJustice March 29, 2021

Emma Watson but fat

This describes an entity living or non-living that is as elegant and perfect as Emma Watson but has some small not-so-perfect characteristic(s) that might turn off some people. In other words, it can also be similar to "almost perfect".

Dude, I got the latest 16-inch MacBook Pro from my company but it's heavy and too big. It's like Emma Watson but fat.

by Violee21 January 25, 2022

Lewis Watson

Lewis Watson is a 19 year old awesome singer on youtube, also known as levvis and the boy who likes to poo a lot on twitter.

wow, Lewis Watson is amazing at singing!

by mystical creatures January 2, 2012

watskeburt

it's dutch term for 'what is happening'?

he doesn't know watskeburt

by dhaarbrink August 1, 2005

watsonize

To act like Dr Watson (or any other smarty Watson - like Dominic Watson) referring all the time to Urban Dictionary saying it is a real dictionary.

A I am saying you that 'squiz' is a real term - it is on urban dictionary, it is the real dictionary, dictionary of the people.
B Ah, you are just doing your watsonize thing again.

by ggta February 8, 2013