Walters Super Stop

The only 24 Hour store in Walters, Oklahoma. Where recovering druggies, socially unaccepted, and pregnant teens and degenerates can get a low paying meaningless job selling beer to drunks, and running off underage youth. the pizza gives you the worst form of intestinal problems known to man. and the bathroom smells like livestock refuse.

"This Walters Super Stop pizza is terrible...i have to c*** already..turn around so I can use the restroom"
"DUDE!!! that bathroom is gross! it smells like a decaying rodeo rolled in old salmon, wrapped in a used diaper!!!"

by blknite11 January 1, 2012

Walters

A fat hairy old man who enjoys gay porn, and shoving sharp objects in his pee hole. Could also refer to toilet paper.

"Look at that Walter jacking off in the movie theater"
"Hey, i need some more Walters to wipe my ass!"

by Waltersfan April 16, 2009

Watermasnerd

when you get out of a body of water and your nose is oozing a giant wet snot stream down your face

How embarrassed he was when he realized after talking to the hotties on the beach he had a giant watermasnerd stuck to his cheek.

by KC1 May 31, 2005

waltercation

A useless argument that nobody understands when you are drunk or under the influence of alcohol. Typically between someone named Walt and a handicap man in a wheel chair.

I was playing bingo when a waltercation happened because of a calling of a ball didn't happen. After further waltercation the bingo player had to wheel himself out the door

by Slinkygun73 May 12, 2016

waltersmism

1)to say things and not have a fluxing clue what you are talking about

2)to make a majoritarian socialist doctrine that no one likes but the person who made it

3)to say something that just pisses off Tragdor in general

Ted: Helping the masses, unless the masses have evil intensions, is the duty of all even if one disagrees with the masses

Bill: stop making waltersmisms Ted or I will shove a nail in your eye!

by Tragdor January 31, 2005

waterman

An intoxicating substance easily slipped into the drink of the opposite gender during camping trips, comicons, or Chuck Norris sponsored martial arts bouts.

"Well, Timmy, if yer too much of a schmuck to ask her out why not just slip a waterman into her diet cola while she has her back turned playing skeeball?" slurred my drunken uncle Lester.

by BranDAMN June 24, 2006

wastermankel

Someone that uses the toilet and uses up all the toilet paper but does not replace it when they leave.

That wastermankel made me unable to clean my buttox.

by Shane August 3, 2004