waf

The colloquial abbreviation for : what a flop
*insert name* waf, lol!!!
by Mirataku February 05, 2008
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WAF-WAT

We Aint Fuckin’, We Aint Talkin. The great equalizer for today’s dating world. Weeding out the attention-thirsty, dopamine-deprived, and frankly worthless people who just want to message you to fill the empty void in their hollow life.
“Bro Sheila was trying to play me. She said she just wanted to talk instead of linking. We’ve been texting for 3 months. I had to skirt and hit that WAF-WAT on her.”
by Huncho kdubbie July 13, 2021
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anyone ever tell you your waf
by i’m the best ever April 13, 2023
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Wife Acceptance Factor

The likelihood that the testosterone-jacking project you completed or purchase you made will be accepted by your spouse in the carefully curated home décor that they created.
"I had to return that vantablack 18" 1000 watt Megabooster subwoofer I ordered because it clashed with the pink unicorn themed sofa and curtains. It had an unacceptably low WAF."
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Father? What’s that? What’s a father? Hehe.. 💔🔪
VisualTFX (Interviewer): Do you have any relationship with your father?
X: what’s that?
X: WAF?
X: Hehe… 💔
by VisualTFX February 04, 2025
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Kimbo likes to be a total waf.
by Danek. July 03, 2021
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Holly couldn't go to work because she had a waf
by DJB_251 May 12, 2021
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