old-wade

When your friend that used to be fun to hang out with but who's shit is now fully owned by the "man", actually hangs out with you again and does hilarious shit like he used to do.

Everyone at the party was wasted and it was funny as shit because old-wade was out and shut the place down.

I wish he would stop being such a pussy and act like old-wade.

by reinsurance redux December 6, 2011

Dwayne Wade

Alternate word for weed, birthed in Geneva, IL. Users forget that Dwayne Wade was actually a person because it is used so frequently in place of marijuana.

Claw: I balled with Dwayne Wade so much last week.
Brooke: Clay, shut up.

by babelstiltskins May 27, 2010

Wade Grahm Long-cock

Like the Budweiser commercials, a group of you and two other friends say this in a row to piss off others near by. Also you should us character while saying each word.

First friend: WADE!
Second friend: GRAHM!
Third friend: LONG-COCK! (best when said in grandma style voice)
Pissed off guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMN IT!

While your at it pour wade grahm long-cock a beer!! (do this referring to yourself)

by Zarcry January 3, 2009

wadeeh

TikTok famous and as good as an Olympic wrestler also known for recording Abdallah pinning Omar.

Wadeeh was making a TikTok and wrestling at the same time, editing and wrestling with only using one hand.

by WagH February 21, 2020

Wade Wilson

I am in love with him, I'll give you that.

Deadpool. I'm talking about Deadpool. I love Wade Wilson.

Friend: why . . . . How . . . .. Wade? Wade Wilson??? How?????? 6 pack Freddie Krueger headass
Me: LOOK AT HIM HES DO WONDERFUL I FUCKING LOVE HIM SO MUCH I LOVE WADE WILSON I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM

Usually my friends stop talking to me after I announce this but I've still got a few kicking around

by pissingcontest7 April 11, 2020

Jeremy Wade

Jeremy Wade is a chad that catches fishes

Idk Jeremy Wade is a chad

by WhatsKrakken October 23, 2020

Pull a wade

Pull a wade or pulling a wade is where you are weird and that makes you a wade.

Hey guys let's play fortnite-jorge
That's weird and im wade-noel

I like green-jeff
Careful you'll pull a wade-tylor

by TopCharlotte August 23, 2022