Wish Wacker

A person who infatuated with another person, but is unable to gain the other's affection so he or she concedes to masturbation.

Brian wants Jane so Bad! But she hates him. Brian will have deal with being a wish wacker.

by Q-Bert September 11, 2005

tub-wacker

Someone that masturbates in the tub or in the shower.

Look at the jizz stuck in the drain, you are such a tub-wacker!

by Mr BlowJangles February 03, 2007

File Wacker

A Lawyer or Consultant who adds time to overcharge their clients for work completed to meet their billable goals of the firm

Did you hear that Kate is getting a huge bonus check from the firm?

I heard. She is a huge file wacker. She bills her clients more than she actually is at the office.

by casmangrove August 19, 2008

Titty Wacker

after titty fucking a girl and in some cases a fat guy with huge tits you cum in your hand and then smack them really hard in the tits so they have a red cum hand print on their tits

yooo dude my girlfriend let me titty fuck her!

nice!!

yeah then after i gave her tits a big titty wacker!!

by ILOVEAMF August 06, 2009

patty wacker

a kitchen tool used to separate frozen hamburger patties.

Jim used a patty wacker to get the hamburgers apart instead of a knife.

by frederice January 09, 2008

fuck wacker

1. An individual who wacks while fucking.
2. A wacker (or dorky dickwad) who is a fuck-face to boot.

Yo, fuck wacker, why don't you shut the fuck up before you get wacked?

by SvenTwelve May 23, 2008

poon wacker

1.A male who who hurts the girl in a way that it leaves some sort of visisble mark thus branding her as his girl.(adj.)

2.The act of slapping a females crotch after sex.(verb)

3.Someone who always fucks the girl hard no matter what.(adj.)

-dude after i was done i came in her eye and now its all red and stuff.
-why do u always hurt your girl friends man?
-what can i say I'm a poon wacker

by FoBo January 29, 2006