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Anus Volcanus

When your anus burns from an excruciatingly painful turd.
Oh man, I ate so much taco bell last night that I had an anus volcanus for three hours after the poop deposit.
by poobicus August 21, 2010
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Voland

A voland is a person or individule that maintains a neutrality to all factions it comes in contact with yet will make deals with these factions often causesing terrible damage and elaborate sabotoge and subterfuge to a faction in exchange for something from another faction.

A extreamly skilled hitman that deystroys people or groups indirectly by pulling strings behind the scenes.
A coporation is competeing with a rival corporation and in order to get ahead they hire a voland to infiltrate the opposing company and cause problems by means of elaborate and undetectable espionage and subterfuge. A voland normmaly has legal or otherwise access to large databases of information like credit card numbers and SS numbers. A voland will do these things in exchnage for something as simple as an otherwise completly useless yet extreamly old object like a boot from a WW1 uniform.
by Arastide May 9, 2009
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Volkan

Volkan is strong
He is the danger in love.
Never mess with him
Volkan has carism.
love Volkan is a nice lover
by lazy27 January 5, 2017
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Volapük

A dead language, spoken in the late 1800's, which was the first artificial language to become popular. It was hard to learn and didn't make much sense, and could conjugate a verb in 500,000 different ways, so was beat out by Esperanto. Esperantists still make fun of their early rival by call things that don't make sense Volapukajxo, literally Volapük-thing, but figuratively, "nonsense".
Dood! Your wack talk sounds like you're speaking Volapük! Shut that crap up!
by kleme November 28, 2005
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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico volcano

Pneumonoultramicroscopic silico volcano coneosis (45 letters -- had to misspell it to fit in Urban Dictionary -- merge all of the words togeather); a lung disease caused by breathing in certain particles) is the longest word in any English-language dictionary. (It is also spelled -koniosis.)
On Feb. 23, 1935, the New York Herald-Tribune reported on page 3:

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico volcano-koniosis succeeded electrophotomicrographically as the longest word in the English language recognized by the National Puzzlers' League at the opening session of the organization's 103d semi-annual meeting held yesterday at the Hotel New Yorker.
The puzzlers explained that the forty-five-letter word is the name of a special form of silicosis caused by ultra-microscopic particles of siliceous volcanic dust.
His Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico volcano koniosis made him cough-up black phlegm and blood.
by Aaron M Smith October 17, 2006
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Chilean Volcano

Is when you get fisted in your arse and you seep blood vigorously; also reffered to as being stuck in Melbourne due to plumes of ash from a South American volcano
My anus is bleeding cause of that Chilean Volcano

Dang! We're stuck in Melbourne due to that Chilean Volcano
by Volcanic Hispanic June 14, 2011
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Volcanogina

A vagina that dribbles or spews forth blood unexpectedly and unprovoked.
"Michelle's explosive volcanogina soon led Morry to cover everything in his room with butcher paper and dropcloths."
by Pete February 15, 2004
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