voldemort

a reeely scary girl hu looks like samara from the ring and speaks to fast and breaths funny and stares att ppl in maths lessons
mina: aggrrrr my scar ....voldemorts staring at me!
*dussy gets into fits of hysterical laughter and cant controll herself and nearly gets kicked out of maths*~
MINA AND DAISY: OOOOOH OUR SCARS! DONT KILL US VOLDEMORT!
by dussylu November 28, 2004
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Voldemort's Nose

Something that does not exist or is impossible.
-What's the square root of -2?
-Voldemort's nose.
by pottergeek7 March 14, 2011
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Voldemort Effect

Being fearful of naming someone or something. The phrase takes cue from the line associated with "Lord Voldemort" in the Harry Potter series: 'he who must not be named'.

The phrase was coined by British activist Maajid Nawaz in context of Islamism; analysts being fearful or reluctant to call out the ideology of Islamism as the underlying cause of Jihadist terrorism.
Left-liberals often succumb to the Voldemort Effect when discussing Islamic terrorism.
by StrikerXX August 03, 2015
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Lord Voldemort

Primary villain in J.K Rowling's Harry Potter series.

Born Tom Marvolo Riddle, named for father and maternal grandfather. Originally an attractive, charming person with the ability to hide his evil intent, but later becomes rather more conspicuous.

Constantly attempting to track down Harry and finish killing him, having failed and been temporarily disembodied by the attempt when Harry was a baby.

Pale skin, red eyes, slitted notrils, high, cold voice. Skinny, with long fingers. May or may not wear underwear under those robes, as none has ever been mentioned when Wormtail was dressing him, or in the movie where he conjured up his robes. Oh, and he has really delicate-looking feet- barefoot tapping of Cedric's face reveals this fact. The hands are almost girlish, too. ;)

Uses Dark Magic, has a lot of devoted followers named Death Eaters. Has experimented with various evil powers, and is determined to gain immortality. Has split his soul, hence the freakish inhuman(but badass) looks. Speaks Parseltongue(snake language).

Utterly ruthless, incapable of love. Not the sort you want to meet in a dark alley, unless you're holding a deathwish/are his fangirl/fanboy.

Disturbingly large fanbase, including those wishing to *ahem*speak to his snake. :p
Read. The. Books.

Lord Voldemort, circa resurrection in movie: *hyper*
Y'know, being restored to semi-human form seems to have done wonders for his energy level. ;)

Bellatrix: OMG my lord I lub you!!!
Lord Voldemort: Greeeeeaaaatttt....

Deluded fangirl: He's misunderstood...*sniff*

More aware fangirl: Sure, he's evil...but that is SO cool.
by Lady Rilwen October 11, 2007
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Voldemort's Nipple

A wizard swear or expletive used in the Potter Puppet Pals.
Snape: I'll see you in detention later Mr. Potter.

Harry Potter: Oh Voldemort's Nipple.
by 1,2, blanket. March 13, 2009
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Reverse Voldemort

a person with abnormally large nostrils, the reverse of Voldemort
Jessica: did you see Lenny's giant nostrils?
Ali: i know!! He is such a reverse Voldemort!
by ninja crab February 18, 2010
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Voldemort Hug

The act of giving an extremely awkward hug.

The term became used after the premiere of Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 2, due to the scene in the movie in which Lord Voldemort hugs Draco Malfoy.
Person 1: On a scale of 1 to Voldemort, how awkward are your hugs?

You: I give a Voldemort Hug for sure
by Loony-Lovegood August 15, 2011
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