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new manchester, west virginia

There is nothing here. No McDonalds, no KFC, no restaurants of any kind. It's like a no man's land here. I would rather live in Chester than New Manchester, and I never thought I'd say thta!
When I went to new manchester, west virginia, to babysit some dogs, there was no place to eat, so I died of starvation.
by HamInTheFreezer September 29, 2017
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virginity

What women are proud to have and men are ashamed of.
"I'd feel guilty taking your virginity away from you," she said, "You're so . . . nice."

"It's not like I value it," said he.
by Killing Kittens November 1, 2004
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Lovettsville, Virginia

The asshole of the wealthiest county in the nation-Loudoun
If you are from Lovettsville, Virginia you are poor and rich at the same time.

A house in lovettsville costs 500,000
A house anywhere else in loudoun county costs 1,500,000
by LVHS07fromlovettsville January 8, 2011
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Virginity Complex

The Virginity Complex is when a boy/girl loses their virginity and falls madly and often times obsessively in love with the other person involved.

In extreme cases the ex-virgin is unable to get over the "Taker" even though they are treated badly, mean nothing to the person, and aren't even together.
Ex-Virgin: Oh my god I still love Derp so much.
Friend: Seriously? He is such an asshole.
Ex-Virgin: Don't say that I love him!
Friend: You have a bad case of Virginity Complex.
Ex-Virgin: -_-
by Sleeping Kitty December 27, 2011
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West Virginia Chrome

by megnao flimpis July 13, 2003
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Northern Virginia Girls

Stuck up. Snobby. Only interested in male athletes and frat boys that wear skin tight salmon colored mini shorts and ruffled blue button up shirts.

Most conversations with them are more like Q&A sessions in THEIR favor with no reciprocation.

They spend most of their time burning money with their daddy’s credit cards and the ones that are single are latched onto some dream guy they think exists outside of their skulls.

Most just want a guy who’s a vibrator with a wallet. Future proud openly admitted housewives. Nothing more nothing less.

*disclaimer - there are very intelligent ones in the NOVA area even though they’re very rare to come across.
Northern Virginia Girls are the 21st century equivalent of Valley Girls.
by Poncho Sanchez August 13, 2018
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anal-virginity boogeyman

A far more fearsome version of the original boogeyman, one so fierce even the original boogeyman himself fears this one. The anal-virginity boogeyman comes in the night to rob anal virginity from those who possess it. But be warned, anal sex fans, for if the boogeyman finds you have no anal virginity, he's still going to get you up the butt anyway.
Son: Mom, where'd my anal virginity go?

Mom: Sorry son, but the anal-virginity boogeyman came last night, and i was powerless to stop him.

Son: Gee, thanks a lot, Mom. :/
by Dark Lord of the Anus May 5, 2005
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