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Vagetarian 

Instead of joining the health conscious vegetarian craze, a vagetarian dines on healthy portions of vagina. They feel that meat is an important part of one's daily nutritional intake, but eating box is a valuable source of nutrients which is often overlooked. A little muff diving never hurt anyone, so long as they bring their goggles.
Thomas became a vagetarian, in order to improve his lifestyle and increase his chances of receiving falatio.
Vagetarian by Mr. Fuel March 28, 2007
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vagitarian 

A person who's diet consists of Hair Pie, Bearded Clams and Pink/Fish Tacos
vagitarian by Rick September 2, 2003

vegetarian 

One who lives in the land of Vegetaria. Often confused as the definition of a person who doesn't eat meat, but that's only because most Vegetarians don't eat meat, either.
Person 1: Hey, do you want some steak?
Person 2: No, thank you. I don't eat meat.
Person 1: Is it because you're a Vegetarian?
Person 2: Hey! Don't be so stereotypical!

Werewolf Vegetarian 

A vegetarian who only eats meat on the full moon.

This type of vegetarianism is suited for those who like the health and/or animal rights aspects of a non-meat diet but who are unwilling to fully give up their taste for flesh.
"Rob I thought you were a vegetarian, why are you eating that steak???"

"I'm a Werewolf Vegetarian, it's a full moon tonight."
Werewolf Vegetarian by Atreyu October 18, 2007

vaginarian 

Specifically, one who believes in the power of the vagina. The thought that only good things come from the vagina. Followers realize that if they actually have a vagina or have use of one they are truly blessed. The opposite of penicentric.
My girlfriend has made me a true vaginarian
vaginarian by clitoricalresearch December 24, 2009

vegetarian 

Often synonymous with herbivore or plant-eater. A person who does not eat parts of dead animals. Vegetarians correctly do not make a distinction between "red meat" and "not red meat", and as such do not consume any kind of seafood or poultry. Some people who seek to put forward a stoic, ascetic or progressive image may claim to be vegetarian while still eating fish or birds. These poseurs often give themselves the oxymoronic label of "pecso-vegetarians". The reasons for abstaining from animal flesh are typically, ethical, religious, ecological, health-related or economic. Vegetarians who also shun animal products such as milk, eggs and honey are called vegans (VEE- GEHNS). Ethical/environmental vegetarians and vegans also often avoid animal-derived goods such as leather, tallow in soaps, etc.
When Bill found out that a meat-based diet uses more resources and causes more pollution than a plant-based diet, he went vegetarian.
vegetarian by Amigavangelist July 24, 2003

Vancouver vegetarian 

An otherwise vegetarian individual who eats fish if presented in sushi format. Usually from or somehow associated with Vancouver.
She ordered the 18pc special and ate the California roll too, because she was a Vancouver vegetarian.