vagitate

to irritate the vagina, usually due to excessive copulation

My man was so drunk last night, he just kept fucking me but wouldn't cum. He didn't please me at all, in fact all he really did was vagitate me...

by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010

vanity film

A pet project started by a filmmaker to satisfy their massive ego. One can usually tell because they'll take two or more of the roles of producing, directing, writing, and/or acting. If they're playing the protagonist, expect a "Jesus by a different name" vibe (compare Mary Sue). Most vanity films revolve around a blunt political message. While total nobodies are capable of and expected to create vanity films, the term is generally reserved for established celebrities throwing caution to the winds.

Some infamous vanity films include Battlefield Earth by John Travolta, The Postman by Kevin Costner, The Passion of the Christ by Mel Gibson, and The Room by Tommy Wiseau.

by AlexTwentyTwo November 20, 2011

Vanita

Vanita is a person who even though you may go through a lot of hardships and struggles with. In the end, they are as best a friend as you can want. They're beautiful on the inside and outside and is someone you definitely want to keep around in your life.

I miss my vanita

by arealfriend July 19, 2010

Vanity Insanity

when your in love with Dahvie vanity so badly in becomes insane hence Vanity Insanity

LV:i have to go to warped this year
jerk: why?
LV: to see Dahvie
jerk: why?
LV: cause you jizz dragon i have VANITY INSANITY

jerk: why

LV:*smacks*

by LadyVanity April 10, 2011

vanity pounds

The extra weight you have which detracts from your aesthetic beauty. Canadians and Europeans refer to them as "vanity kilograms."

"Yo dawg, you're a really nice guy, but the ladies might find you alot hotter if you lost about eight vanity pounds."

by richard bullard barnes November 23, 2007

Vagitarian

One who enjoys servicing the sexual organs of females; enjoys making women have multiple orgasms; loves to eat pootie on a regular basis, making girls cum

My wife said I was quite the Vagitarian after going down on her for a solid hour.

by ssurfcity March 26, 2011

Vanity

To be obsessed with how you look, to love oneself's image, to think you are the most gorgeous thing on two legsvain

(Looking at girl staring at herself in mirror) "Jees that girl is so vain look at her loving herself" etc

by Kat November 13, 2004