Vander-Cooked

When two guys score with the same chick at the same time

Hey Baby, wanna get Vander-Cooked

by Ernie-Bo-Bernie April 25, 2008

Vanderjism

To vanderlise someone elses property with your own sexual fluids, kind of like vanderlism but a bit nastier..

-Oh my god dave has jizzed on my pillow! thats a case vanderjism!

-Why is my keyboard sticky? that werent me? VANDERJISM!

by seannieboy January 5, 2010

vander secks

crazy german buttsex.

do you vant ve vander secks?

by strackzilla January 24, 2008

Vanderjact

To choke in a big pressure situation

Derived from former Colts kicker Mike Vanderjact always making pointless field goals and missing the ones that mattered.

Dude I cant believe you pulled a Vanderjact in the playoff game. If I were you I would jump off a bridge.

by Brian C. Turner December 29, 2007

Vandalyn

A one of a kind name, long thought out. She is a diva, but is really sweet. She has many friends, but many enemies. She is smart and usually has brown hair and eyes. She's quite a singer and an actress and outshines many others. She's amazing and can live any life to the fullest. She's the most talented girl you'll ever meet, and she's short. Just don't get on her nerves, she knows how to bring a bitch down.

P1:Did you see the girl onstage?
P2: Yeah! She was the most talented person there! Must have been a Vandalyn.

by EmoFandomTrash July 19, 2016

Melissa Vandella

As I'm sure we all know, Avril Lavigne died in 2003. The 90's kids could not live without such a skater/scene/emo icon so a clone was brought in to replace her. Her name was Melissa Vandella.

Have you heard Avril's new album? You can really hear Melissa Vandella's accent coming through on this one.

by Pogoextreme November 10, 2022

Vanden

The name Vanden comes with the image of strength. He is a genuine person who is very caring and loving to not only people who personally know him but strangers alike! They are very talented and when they follow there passions they can exceed any expectations imaginable. Very fun loving and loyal person who is dedicated to his passions! When loved by a "Vanden" you can consider yourself a very fortunate and blessed person!

WOW-that's something Vanden would do!

by mandi jane hall November 29, 2011