vanilla bullshit

n. Slang for Coffee;
usually served in Starbucks, Costa Coffee or Cafe Nero. When all you want is a white coffee, but you have to wade through all the different types: Mocha, Frappucino, Skinny Latté, etc.

From: Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got."

by A lads glum loin January 15, 2007

Vanilla Ice

Eminem's long lost father...

Eminem:"All I remember of my dad is that he had a huge blonde smoke stack with streaks in it.."

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

Stirring the Vanilla

To have sex with a woman so soon after she fucked someone else that there's still cum inside her. Kinda like sloppy seconds.

You mean to tell me you had sex with Julia Friday afternoon? Awww man - I guess I was stirring the vanilla later that evening.

by Jacaranda May 16, 2007

vandicapped

the state of stupidity that envelopes most people when they slide behind the wheel of a mini-van.

i hate being stuck on a one lane road behind some vandicapped fool who isn't aware he has a gas pedal!

by kristekitty May 25, 2010

Vaniche

A gay bitch the stupidest bitch of all

That girl is the queen vaniche

by Niggers in praise July 13, 2016

vanilla long john

A penis covered in ejaculate.

I busted such a large nut that my dong has jizzum frosting all along the shaft, a vanilla long john!!

by danglyballzjohn January 22, 2017

Vanilla Hatchet

A vanilla hatchet refers to the act of a caucasian male punishing feminist behavior by fastening a blade to his erect phallus and slashing the perpetrator in the face with said blade.

Mike's wife was engaging in unruly feminist behavior, so he treated her to his infamous vanilla hatchet.

by Stefo July 27, 2006