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Dirty Valdez

When an individual fills his/her mouth with cold beer, blows it in a woman's anal cavity while she is in a modified doggy style position and puts his/her thumb in the rectum. Then he/she proceeds to shake her violently**, after 5 to 8 seconds of shaking he/she will then pull his/her thumb from the rectal cavity in a violent pull back jerk motion. After he/she will then proceed to get a shower from the mist of the nectar of the gods.

** Gently if the woman exceeds the 55 year barrier.
Kim Smith got a hot Dirty Valdez from Jane last night...
by The Clipper May 29, 2008
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ME VALE

it means " I don't give a fuck" - check out "me vale madre" in the Urban Dictionary
John: Tony said he hates you.

Robert: Me Vale lo piensa la gente de mi. "I don't give a fuck of what people think of me".
by Gioconda Ramirez June 15, 2008
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Valen

A good looking confident guy who likes to take charge. He's a strong leader, but a good person. The ladies love him and the guys want to be like him.
When you need someone to get the job done and look good doing it, it's always Valen you'll call.
by claytronic October 16, 2017
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Valemount

Valemount is a small village in the Northern most part of the Thompson Okangan in British Columbia. Valemount is nestled in three mountain ranges; the Rocky Mountains, the Monashee Mountains, and the Caribou Mountains. It has a population of 1195 people

Valemount is 35 km from Mount Robson Provincial Park and the famous Berg Lake Trail.

Summer temperatures range from +10ºC to +30ºC on average.
Winter temperature is on average between -30ºC and +5ºC.

BC's Highway 5 runs north to south through the town. It is a 15 minute drive north to Highway 16.

Mt. Terry Fox is near Valemount.

Valemount is 3 to 4 hours away from Prince George, 1 hour from Jasper, Alberta, and 3 to 4 hours from Kamloops British Columbia.

The main sources of income in Valemount are Logging and Tourism.
Snowmobilier - Lets go out to Valemount this weekend.
Other Guy - Ok man, I heard the trails were groomed yesterday.
Snowmobilier - Sweet.
by Joe Goodell December 9, 2008
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Valencia Velodrome

A "sports arena" located on Valencia Street in the Mission District of San Francisco, CA. USA where local "athletes" walk, rather than ride their bicycles up and down the sidewalk.

Due to the fact zoning laws require that no bicycles be ridden on the sidewalks, and since visibility is lacking in the bike lane, these "athletes" are forced to walk their machines down the sidewalk in an attempt to compete for the gazes of the female population, which all seem to be dressed like Nepalese Sherpas with fringed suede jackets and victorian era blouses.

The winners of this daily competition are entitled to interact with the objects of there desire. Interactions inlcude:

comparing dislikes, discussing past failures, explaining one's need for keeping it real, and the like.

Elite "athletes are often associated with the prestigious cycling group Team Valencia.
Did you see those kids doing the Valencia Velodrome yesterday? Maybe next time they should try riding their bikes.
by seaneee May 11, 2009
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Vaceo

To empty your tubes in a sexual way.

Abbreviated to VC!

Pro's need to graduate from VCU!

Branded by LMF Entertainment! Kelvin Pena, Wilito Rodriguez, Franky Jorge, Edwin Gutierrez and the Vaceo recipients!
Hoy ay vaceo!

Vamos Vaciarnosss
by Baina Bien August 11, 2010
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Vale Nipple

1) Ian and Ula Jodi's retarded daughter

2) Likes being spanked by Bernard and Jenni

3) Often wears a see-through shirt to give a sneak peek of her tits
Vale Nipple is an F student, akin with her friends.
by stellathefairy November 16, 2017
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