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vaynerfix

The ultimate satisfaction that one experiences after viewing their daily webisode of winelibrarytv.com with Gary Vaynerchuk.
Did you have a hard day at the office? It looks like you are in need of a vaynerfix. Come on over to the computer, Ill grab a bottle of wine.
by 4four1ones February 13, 2008
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Vaginer

When you tuck your cock and balls between your legs and it looks like you have a vagina.
Mike tucked his cock and balls between his legs and showed everybody his vaginer.
by Rocke December 28, 2005
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Vanier Vest

Patented Vanier Vest allows the user,(Vanier lifeguards) to withstand various forms of abuse usually deriving from either the "children" or more commonly "wannabe thugs" of Vanier. This device, made from to boards of poly-urythane foam, also known as "flutterboards" or "kickboards" is secured in place with a healty helping of duct tape. Hand crafted, these Vanier Vests are suitable for withstanding : stabbings, gunshot wounds, shotguns, 9mm, uzi, spittle, rocks, bio-hazardous material, blunt objects, knukle sandwiches and seringes. To ensure the full safety of you're Lifeguards, in-vest in Vanier Vests.
Hoodlum:"Gimme all yer munny!"
Vanier lifeguard: "Vanier Vest deploy!"
!!BLANG BLANG!! RAT TA TA!!
Hoodlum: "Oh sheeit, he's got a Vanier Vest, let's jet!"
Vanier Lifeguard : "Do like the birds and flock off!"
by Big Toker April 14, 2003
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Vaynerchuck

(noun) A person with an absolute zeal for a particular subject. This passion is infectious, and compels this person to meet EVERY SINGLE PERSON on the planet to tell them about it. Literally.

To see the original Vaynerchuck, go to www.garyvaynerchuck.com
EXAMPLE:

GUY #1:
Man, I just got done running two miles.

GUY #2:
Dude, that's great! But...I'm confused. You sit behind your computer all day long updating your Twitter updates and adding Facebook events. In fact, I've never seen you actually leave your apartment. (thinks) That's sort of disturbing actually.

GUY #1:
Well, I saw this guy speak about how your brain actually rewards you physiologically when you exercise. He wasn't like those other fitness turds who make you feel subhuman for having more than 10% body fat. He just wanted everyone to feel good. I'm thinking I might just keep it up.

GUY #2:
That guy must have been quite the Vaynerchuck.
by @michellegreer August 18, 2008
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Vaintract

An attempt to convey vanity through social networks by posting an image with a caption that does not correlate, or distracts from the self inflation of the image.
Ex. I can't believe she posted more pictures of her ass on Instagram with those stupid motivational captions. Shes obviously vaintracting and wants people to look at her ass.
by DBBurn January 24, 2018
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vaginerenis

A vagina turned inside out, so it sticks out like a penis.
Damn, that girl is so desperate, she gave herself a vaginerenis!
by WhaleTuba July 23, 2018
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Vagineral

Im about to go find me a Vagineral
by Dizzï October 11, 2019
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