vaginitis

when one gets tiny vaginas all over his body from acting like a coward

He would not go through a yellow light, he must be coming down with a case of vaginitis.

by annonymus May 13, 2005

Vaginitis

Psychological affliction that will cause the majority of women or 'vajority', and also their significant others to vote for Hillary Rodham Clinton in 2008.
Not to be confused with Vajinority, the affliction that will cause consevative Christian women to vote the same as their husbands, due to lack of common sense or real world experience.

Someones should open a free clinic for those college hippies -- I can smell a bad case of vaginitis coming on.

(declaration) '{I}Can't believe they voted for the pig lady with the big kankles!' (reply) 'Well what did you expect? The vaginitis got 'em. It's been going 'round. Used to be they'd just zone out of Lifetime and squirt some blood, and it'd all be over, but it's mutated, it seems.'

It is suspected that terrorists have been poisoning our water with concentrated strains of vaginitis for the past four years, resulting in a fevered liberal pitch and a mania revolving around voting for a woman just for the sake of voting for a woman.

by Stupid Fucking Whiteman January 13, 2008

Vincinity

A better way of saying you're different,
Changing the world to what you'd like it to be,
Making your life what you want it too be

"Omg Kevin is so cool hes being such a Vincinity"

by AceLucifer October 25, 2017

Cockus Vaginitus

A rather terrifying disease in which a vagina begins to grow on the underside of a man's penis. The starting stage resembles nothing more then a mere "cut" on the penis. The second stage is the formation of a clitoris directly above the said "cut." The third stage is the actual formation of the "lips" of the "Cockus Vaginitus." At which point, consulting a doctor is of an immediate emergency; to avoid any long-term damage. The final stage is the actual formation of a full female vagina, but on the underside of the male's penis. This is still under continuous studies for the connections of the actual Cockus Vaginitus being capable for sexual intercourse, as well as determining whether or not this turns an individual into a registered hermaphrodite.

"Hey, Jerry! What're your plans after work today?"

"I'm going to the doctors to get my penis checked out."

"Ew, gross! Why?"

"I think I may have Cockus Vaginitus."

"Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry, man."

by Jason Hauffman July 28, 2012

vicinity of obscenity

a popular, repeitive and hypnotic song by 'system of a down' that is somehow about prostitutes even though the lyrics 'teracotta' and 'pie' have nothing to do with that

1)hey john did you hear that song by SOAD called vicinity of obscenity

2)yeh its great but wat is it about

1)prostitutes
2)really....that makes no sense
1)yep

by [e-mail] April 28, 2010

Vaginitis

an inflammation of the vagina. I don't know what inflammation means so I'll just assume that it means on fire.

Help me! My house is burning down and I'm catching vaginitis!

by kwang June 8, 2003

Non-Specific Vaginitis

A very general undiagnosable medical case of nasty crotch rot. On a chick.

Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you, Mrs. Smith, you appear to be suffering from Non-Specific Vaginitis.

Mrs. Smith: Could you please be more specific?

Doctor: I'm afraid I cannot. Have a nice day.

by 1195_biatch June 10, 2009