Vagimony

Life long payments for temporary use of a vagina. The reality of what most of the world calls alimony.

"Dan got stuck with the vagimony, should never have married the bitch"

by Andrew fuck March 24, 2006

Vagimones

Vagimones are chemicals released by a gland in the body that send out messages that affect the organism's brain, rendering the organism completely useless and unable to stop bitching. Only a little amount of vagimone is required to alter the organism, and make the newly altered organism a complete pain in the ass.

Alex: "Where's Ryan?"

Mike: "He said our jokes were too mean, and went home."

Alex: "Sounds like his vagimones are acting up again."

by MeHondo August 17, 2012

Vaime

The expression is commonly used to indicate you're surprised,excited,happy,laughing
Another saying of "oh my god"

Example 1:
M:how are you girl?
N:VAIME ,I'M SO HAPPY!!!

EXAMPLE 2:
M:did you see that meme I sent you the other day?
N:yesss VAIMEEEEE it was soo funnny ahahahaha

by cultured goat February 4, 2020

vamimell

the smelliest instagram account to ever exist. can also be used as an adjective.

woah, you look so vamimell today, dude!
did you hear about vamimell's new post?

by bigpotatosalad March 3, 2022

Valdimar

it is an legendary icelandic name, it means the one who has won many battles, Pussy magnet, Winner and lots more

If only i was like Valdimar then i could beat that guy and fuck that chick!

by þubjostekkiviðþessu January 25, 2011

Vladimir Putin

A bitch. he started a war or sum idk

news ppl: ppl in ukraine are dying n stuff

me: it was Vladimir Putin

by @alexacampb //follow me bbg March 4, 2022

Vagimpirism

Going down on a girl while she's on her period. Anyone who does this is a vagimpire.

"I totally went down on Stacie last night but she was on that special time of the month."

"Well, that would make you a vagimpire."

"I hate vagimpirism, it tastes like Cornwall fish 'n' chips."

"I love vagimpirism, it tastes like Cornwall fish 'n' chips."

by Reenix March 7, 2010