utah

Western state in the mountainous region, settled by the LDS religion (commonly known as Mormons). Stated to be some sort of black hole, for many call they always find themselves hopelessly pulled back by some mysterious force.

The weather can never decide on itself in Utah.

by Zacrey Monte Hansen March 19, 2005

utah

a state with good scenary and wierd people; has many spectatcular views in the rockies and the famous salt flats of bonneville; most of the people live in a compact corridor between odgen-salt lake-provo. now the people- the most conservative in the country: basketball obsessed, skiing mormons

utah has nice moutains and crazy mormons.

by StatesDude April 3, 2004

Utada Hikaru

A New-York born singer who is widely popular in Japan. Her 1999 debut album "First Love" went on to sell roughly 10 million copies, making it the best-selling album in Japanese history. Two more albums released, and her popularity gave her the title "Japan's Madonna". Recently she has signed up with American record company Island Def Jam, and has released her American Devut album, "EXODUS". Though the sales in the U.S. were weak, it is known as the best-selling English album in Japanese history. Utada is far from over with her American career, with recent interviews in magazines, a new single, and a partnership MTV to create the world's first mobile series of music videos for their new mobile entertainment community entitled FLUX.

A surprise, her album Exodus contains interesting dance and pop music. She could be the first Japanese recording artist to really make it in the West." - Elton John

by Utadafreak June 10, 2005

Utah Ugly

The distinct unattractiveness of Utah Natives. Mostly due to inbreed Mormons and women with bad 80's hairdos. Women usually display this with very short hair styles and overweight bodies. The Men display their distinct homeliness with missing teeth and winter burnt skin. It is not restricted to body images, there is personality traits added that make this homely state distinct. Native born people of Utah have a slight arrogance and small town mentality with stubbornness that restricts them and holds them back from progressing into the 21st century. While the rest of the nation is in its current year, Utah is minus 15 years back.

first girl (from California): "hahaha, look at that lady with the butch hair do, talk about Utah Ugly"
second girl (from Utah): "I think she looks great"
first girl: "wow"(sarcastically)

by IDONTLIKEYOUBECAUSEYOUSUCK December 14, 2009

Utah

A "pretty, great" state. Home to most Mormons in the USA. Utah is usually mistaken for the most closeminded state (seriously, have you been to Wyoming or Oklahoma?) NOT a diverse state, mostly caucasion mormons (but they are nice). Most of Utah's new generation is very open-minded and mostly Catholic. Utahns are usually happy, cheerful people who bring you batch after batch of brownies and cookies after you move in. Home of the '02 Winter Olympics, The Used, Fry Sauce, Arcitic Circle, Ice Berg and "The greatest snow on Earth".

If you are from Utah, you should have Utahn pride no matter what.

by October85 August 7, 2006

Utah'd

Getting fucked by your iPhone's text recognition after trying to type "yeah," in a text message. Instead of reading your mind and spelling "yeah", your conniving fucking iPhone "corrects" your pitiful attempt at texting "yeah" ("urag", for example) and changes it into the word, "Utah." Shit!

(text) Homey: Hey, you coming to this circlejerk?
(text) Me: Utah. I'll be there in 20.
(text) Homey: Utah???
(text) me: Balls!! Utah'd again!!!

by Dingleberry12 June 30, 2008

Utah Grizzly

A fat, white Mormon, with an exceptionally hairy body. A fat white Mormon woman with very hairy legs and a mustache. Fat white Utah Mormon men with bright red hairy beards.

(At A Buffet Restaurant)
Greg: Hey check out that Utah Grizzly over by the salad bar.
Marsha: Wow, i didn't know Utah people were so hairy
Cindy: Looks like a Ginger Santa Clause

by IDONTLIKEUTAHBECAUSEMORMONSUCK February 20, 2010