unlucky taco

When you shit your pants and your ass crack is filled with poo

Guys I trusted a fart too much and now I have an unlucky taco.

by Rizzo1776 April 17, 2022

unlucky

unlucky is when someone gets an afk on their team. this is most commonly used in the case of blank where they are considered to be the most unlucky player in league of legends

"I got an AFK on my team. So unlucky!"
Typical game of League of Legends for Blank!

by Packie1 March 23, 2022

unlucky

use this word if u didnt qual for fncs

I didnt qualify in fncs . im so unlucky !

by nasad February 19, 2021

unlucky projectile mouth hit poo

where someone flys up in the air and let’s out a unlucky projectile mouth hit poo , where they diarrhoea directory into ur mouth

“Bethany why are you fl-“

AKXIOWMXCLWOFKWL GET IT OUT I HATE EWWW KEODOWKDLWLDWOOXW unlucky projectile mouth hit poo

by officialbumslurper May 29, 2021

Unlucky

A person who has the shittest luck, even when his luck has ran out some more bad shit happens.

"Fuck me, you heard about Pete?"
"Yeah man he's so fucking unlucky"

by BigRickyOneTime July 29, 2025

Unlucky

Showing signs of bad luck on anything you touch because you never get good rng.

Seqn3 never gets good wisps on Der Eisendrache, so unlucky man!

by lPenguine September 25, 2025

Charlie Kirk unlucky landing

The EVIL Fortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and then got immediately shot in the neck.
Something something Candace Owens.
"Woah, this cookie says i'm going to get shot in the neck!"

"Charlie Kirk unlucky landing evil fortnite POI ow ow I'm getting shot lowk."

by JohnGlue October 26, 2025