Noticiero Univision

A spanish news show watched by virtually every Mexican adult. Stories usually deal with stuff like deaths, politics, and immigration. It's aimed towards mexican adults that don't watch other news or read the newspaper (they're not in spanish after all), and pretty much everything on there is outdated or insignificant.

I personally hate it because it unfortunately used to come on at the same time as spongebob

Parent: Voy a mirar las noticias (I'm going to watch the news)

Noticiero Univision: Nuevo technologia, llamada "Xbox live" hace possible jugar juegos con personas por todas partes del mundo (new technology called xbox live makes possible playing games with people in all parts of the word)

Me: HOW IS THIS NEWS?!

True story

by Critical Acclaim July 30, 2009

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Unipony

A unicorn at the state of being a baby, like a horse is called a pony. So a unicorn is called a "unipony".

Child: Mommy if a horsey is called a pony, then what is a unicorn called?

Mother: How the hell am i supposed to know?

R.A.U.P. salesman: Its called a Unipony son.

by Petek25 May 30, 2008

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Unipi • unipig • unipigaroo • unipikacorn • unipiller • Unipire • UnipixelUwU • The Unipiper • Uniporn • Unepic

Uniporn

(1) The HxC way of saying Unicorn.

(2) Unicorn intercourse.

(1)

Shannon: Let's ride on our Uniporn into the sunset, bbeh.

Kurukuru: kdrivebish.

(2)

Unicorn #1: Charrrlieeee, candy mountain!

Charlie: Let's have sex.

by RainyxTallguyfromcotillion<3 March 1, 2009

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unipigaroo

Is a combined breed of a god damn unicorn, a pig (that animal that goes "oink oink"),& an Australian Kangaroo. Usually lives in the natural thoughts of Mejico.

Mejico- Ayo, I just made a Unipigaroo

Dude- What's that?

Mejico- It's somewhat a genetically mutation.

Dude-....what....

Mejico- a Unicorn, Pig,& a Kangaroo had a 3 some....each had the same thing...a Unipigaroo....

by Mejico13 October 18, 2013

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