Uncertainty

the state of being uncertain.
something that is uncertain or that causes one to feel uncertain.

"have we discussed doing counseling before the wedding?"
"Ian’s trying to say I shouldn’t pay my fiancés bills. Do you agree with that?"
-Uncertainty

by somedaysomehow October 27, 2023

Uncertainty Principle of Science and Epistemology

An adaptation of Heisenberg's insight that observation affects the observed, extended to science and knowledge itself: the act of studying a phenomenon inevitably changes it, and there are fundamental limits to what can be known simultaneously. The Uncertainty Principle of Science and Epistemology suggests that in studying complex systems (societies, minds, ecosystems), the very act of measurement alters the system. Moreover, there are trade-offs: the more precisely you know one aspect, the less precisely you can know another. You cannot simultaneously know the position and momentum of a particle; you cannot simultaneously know the structure and dynamics of a society; you cannot simultaneously know the content and context of a belief. Knowledge has fundamental limits—not due to poor instruments, but due to the nature of reality and the knower's inescapable role in it.

Uncertainty Principle of Science and Epistemology "Study a society, and it changes because it's being studied. Measure a mind, and it's altered by the measurement. Uncertainty Principle for Science says: there are limits to knowing, not because we're bad at it, but because knowing changes things. The more precisely you track a variable, the more others blur. Science isn't broken; it's just uncertain—and uncertainty isn't failure, it's physics."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 6, 2026

Estrogen Uncertainty Principle

An article, when observed by a woman, must move to an unknown place.

Honey, do you know what happened to my car keys? ‘Yes, I moved them.’ (Estrogen Uncertainty Principle)

by DenverFlubb August 21, 2018

blake ucherek

a super cool girl who has blue eyes and brown hair. she’s super fun to be around and is super stupid. she also accidentally took a melatonin before school.

wow blake ucherek is stupid.

by not blake ucherek October 1, 2019

Crappers Uncertainty

The feeling of overwhelming anxiety when sitting on a public toilet and being out of reach of the door should someone barge in.

I was sitting there doing a pub poo, full of crappers uncertainty, just knowing that someone was going to come in on me as I am about to wipe.

by Zombleton Smith September 29, 2020

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The longest word in the english language

Bro did you hear about the longest word?
No, what is it?

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Lmaooooo

by Doominator843 April 21, 2021

ulster ulcers

When the RUC stresses you out for so long you develop an abnormal amount of ulcers which line the esophagus.

Damn man these ruc fags been following me around for 30 years now I got ulster ulcers. Doctor just shoved some camera down my throat and said I got too many ulcers to count!

by gamewardenweeeeedtheif November 10, 2021