Tennessee typewriter

When attempting a 69 the female lays with her head towards you as you bounce your penis off her forehead making a taping noise.

I gave her the gold old “Tennessee typewriter” while fooling around.

by Tennessee typewriter May 23, 2024

The Typewriter

When your partners member has too much length / girth to be taken in orally by the usual methods. The typewriter is the alternative approach of approaching the schlong from the side and going to town “corn on the cob style”

Oh Susan…it was just so big I had no choice but to pull out the typewriter

by Maybe on Wednesday February 21, 2025

The Italian Typewriter

The act of furiously poking a woman’s breasts, preferably large and on the nipples, then slapping them to the right, like you would a typewriter.

Bro I did the Italian Typewriter to Stacy last night, and then she came like Niagara Falls.

by EBT03 May 4, 2019

Devil’s Typewriter

Another term for masturbation/self pleasure.

“Yeah well I was using the Devil’s typewriter last night.”

by Basiloid April 26, 2020

typewritering

when you pin someone down and pretend to type on their chest, you then slap them at the end of every line, like when using a typewriter.

Dude, you see that NERD let's typewriter his asss

What did you get suspended for?
Typewritering some NERD.
Bummer.

by helooaliiix June 18, 2009

Typewritten bitch font

When someone involuntarily comes across as hostile in emails and written communication. The text/email version of "resting bitch face."

Oh, don't mind Ben's email. Hes not angry; he just has typewritten bitch font.

by CodyTheG August 23, 2018

Typewritering

The action, at night, of lifting up your head and sweeping your pillow over, with your arm, to an area of lower temperature, much like a typewriter.

-'I couldn't fall asleep last night.'

-'Why?'

-'My pillow was really warm.'

-'Oh, you should try Typewritering.'

*BING*

by CrossProduct October 1, 2010