A method to get high quality women because women will be the ones chasing you, but the attractive ones won’t approach first.
Matt: Hey, how did you have hook up with the hottest girl in the party?
Brad: Simple, I approached her, and she was chasing after me. Two steps forward, one step back.
by Totally Not ChadTheCat August 20, 2019
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two-for-one special

Refers to da delightful situation where ya go to visit one nice in-her-late-teens chick, and she happens to have her best friend --- another hot sweet-natured teenage damsel --- over for a visit, and so ya get TWO pretty girls to hold hands with.
I usually try to visit my cutie-pie lady-friends in the afternoon or evening, since that's often when they will have one or two other equally-delightful blinky-eyed chicks over to hang out, and so I get a two-for-one special --- TWO soft warm hands to clasp or press against my cheeks, and TWO sweet smiling faces beaming shyly at me.
by QuacksO September 23, 2018
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steak for two, for one

When you order a dinner for two but eat it all yourself.
I was hungry so I orderd the steak for two, for one.
by caring. loving. October 13, 2009
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"two for one"

Laying on the couch after a wild night of partying, Shawn couldn't imagine things getting any better. While trying to squeeze out an sbd, a steady stream of liquid shit sweetened things right up to a "two for one" deal.
by jessea March 21, 2006
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man i wish that those two men with one tesco credit card was up my japside too....
by gayiwishiwas March 12, 2011
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two-thirty-one

The universal time for Sex.
"Why were you in my bed at two-thirty-one last night?"

Veronica and Jon were getting it on at two-thirty one.
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Two for one special

When the woman puts your ball sack on a tee then uses a golf club to whack them bitches up your ass getting a two for one special
Alex and Kamy were on the golf green, and Kamy thought it would be good to give Alex a two for one special. So she plopped his sack on the tee and whacked his sack up his ass.
by Assjuice12 February 12, 2018
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