Twitterbator

One who derives satisfaction from stroking their ego via excessive tweeting.

Johnny's a SERIOUS twitterbator, the guy tweets constantly.

by KittieQuinlan July 27, 2012

Twitterbate

Using Twitter to masturbate from tweeted porn scenes

Guy 1: Did you hear so and so was twitterbating
Guy 2: What on earth is twitterbating?
Guy 1: Opens Twitter and goes to Twitter porn
Guy 2: Oooooooooooooooh.
#Twitterbate
#Twitterbating
#Twitter porn

Instead of going to traditional pornsites or having sex Tim, Jesse, Ryan, Brian, Jake, Paul and Mary decided to twitterbate that day.

by Andre Hayes May 22, 2022

Twitterbrate

To use Twitter to celebrate or commemorate an event.

"Let's Twitterbrate Bastille Day in a way that'll drive @GlennBeck and his followers insane".

by Daniel E V July 13, 2009

Twitterbreeze

Like when someone in the room talks & you're ignoring them so u say "did u feel a breeze?". Except it's for twitter.

(We're ignoring Sophie)

Me: And gators, swamps and spanish moss in trees...hanging over yet another swamp.

Taylor: But mostly when thinking of LA (not film)=Cajun music and dancing, for me. And food. Luv the accents.

Sophie: so are you ignoring me now?

Taylor: Did you feel a twitterbreeze?

Me: I did feel a draft

by orygun girl August 28, 2009

twitterdiction

Someone who is addicted to twitter. Signs you suffer from twitterdiction:

You might actually tweet about your twitter addiction:

"Twitter just informed me that you've reached your tweet capacity for the day. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. :("

Twitter just told Natalie that she's reached her tweet capacity for the day....she's got a twitterdiction.

Natalie, you suffer from twitterdiction. Do you know how I know? Because you just tweeted how Twitter just put the kabosh on your # of tweets today. Sucker.

by kenyc September 23, 2009

Twitterbust

When someone @replies/mentions you and it feels so good you blow a load.

Omg if she mentions me on twitter one more time I'm going to twitterbust

by LOLocaust666 December 23, 2009

twitterant

A rant on twitter, usually stretching out over multiple tweets and often branching into pissing matches with people who reply.

Jake went on a twitterant after reading that racist asshole's website.

by mat_catastrophe January 8, 2013