twolly

A person who foolishly stands there attempting to use an entirely ineffective hand dryer in a public bathroom.

Molly stood there like a twolly for a full minute before she gave up and went for a trouser wipe.

by LotLotLot August 12, 2019

Tilly willy

A fat slag spoiler who spoils tv programmes to everyone. She will most likely get slapped up.

Omg I can’t believe you told what happened!! What a tilly willy ill shank ya !!

by Peterfile June 10, 2020

Tilly

Tilly is the most beautiful girl in the world. Every girl wants to be her, every boy wants to date her and everyone simply loves her. She is the cutest an actual blessing to anyone in her life. She makes you instantly feel better no matter what's going on and she will always put you before herself. She is the funniest girl in the world and has the cutest laugh. She has big beautiful green eyes and lovely soft brown hair with the most adorable fringe I have ever seen. She has a button nose and looks like a little fairy. Not just is she 'hot' (WHICH SHE IS) she is a beautiful person, inside and out.

Whos Tilly?

My wonderful girlfriend

by JacksonL April 5, 2019

twill

it will, it is going to be

twill be a chilly' nite

by Mames September 23, 2003

Twillight

A reminder to every men in the world that girls ARE stupid and does not worth wasting any time on.

- Boy A: My sister loves Twillight.
- Boy B: So does every two-digit-IQ girls in the world.
- Boy A: Let's forget about those dumb shits and play DotA!
- Boy B: Go go gg gl hf.

by BePo October 7, 2009

Trilly

trillion dollars

person 1: yo i plan on making a billion snaps fam

person 2: you aimin kinna low there patna i'm reachin for a couple trilly

by onthatrealshii7 October 27, 2010

Twilliterate

A person who displays a marked lack of knowledge when using Twitter.

"OMG, Twitter won't let me post my critical essay on The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock."

"Dude! You can only post 140 characters at a time. Are you fucking twilliterate?"

by FADviral September 21, 2009