Twaddler 

A child that is not a toddler but whines like one, isn't a teen but has an attitude like one, can still be clingy like an infant, but still isn't old enough to be a tween, .
I have two of them.

My twaddler just got an x-box for Christmas now he's clinging to my leg , whining that he's bored.

Twaddler by Meagstorms January 1, 2017

Twaddlecunt 

Someone who is a Cunt but in such an extreme way that defies logic.

How can she even look at herself in the mirror? Jan is such a twaddlecunt!

Twaddlecunt by PureHell March 22, 2013

twiddling her twat 

When a female's clitoris is manipulated in a playful fashion.

Q: "How did they score that second goal?!"
A: "Well if Marie on defence wasn't twiddling her twat the whole game.."

twiddling her twat by yup55555 October 25, 2011

twoddle 

Load of old rubbish, nonsense

that progrmme was a load of old twoddle

twoddle by Deborah Beeston September 7, 2006

Triddle

A type of online game combining virtual Tours and Riddles (Tour + Riddle = TRiddle).

Have you figured out that triddle? I've been stuck on the 3rd riddle for days!
Are you down for boggling our minds with some Triddles this weekend ?

Triddle by StreetSweeper100 May 23, 2020

Cock Twaddle 

Male version of twat waffle. A Cock Twaddle is someone who walks around with their own dick up their own ass (hence 'waddle') and acts like a major fucking cock.

That dude is such a little fucking Cock Twaddle.

Cock Twaddle by EliteNerds June 5, 2018

drippy tiddler 

The consequence of having a weak willy. The condition which leads to damp patches at inopportune moments.

If it weren't for my drippy tiddler I'd wear beige trousers more often.

drippy tiddler by chris wheelie April 28, 2005