Twiddle my Diddle

When a female masturbates - she is Twiddling her Diddle.

No date tonight & I'm horny. I'm gonna have to Twiddle my Diddle .

by Lip Service May 29, 2024

Twiddle whap

To softly beat somone

If you don't knock it off I'll Twiddle whap you

by Chavezeb May 10, 2018

twiddle dink

Is a sexual male who lacks the nessisary interpersonal skill set to actually get laid.

Ex. Look at that twiddle dink playing with his knob...again!

by mspanks204 April 5, 2016

Twiddle monkey

The act of wiggling a foreign object up the male pee hole for pleasure. Usually done to one’s self.

She likes to watch him jerk off while she does the Sunday crossword, but gets annoyed when he goes all twiddle monkey with the pencil eraser she’s using.

by The radio dude November 24, 2021

twiddle your bone flute

when a magic the gathering player (primarily in simic) takes so many actions in one turn that lasts about 20 minutes whilst no other players can play the game

Dude you're playing Aesi you're just gonna twiddle your bone flute for 20 minutes until you get Thoracle.

by JeskaiFreak April 5, 2025

Twiddle-meeballs

The act of a woman twiddling (fidgeting) with your nuts

Last night I told my wife to twiddle-meeballs or she would be sleeping in the cage again

by Nolpeeepeee May 15, 2023

Twiddle

The extra piece of flesh that hangs out of a woman's vagina.

I went down on this bitch but I could not lick her pussy beacuse she had an extra twiddle, and that shit grossed me out.

by Sir Vic November 3, 2017