tweetando

When a Mexican is tweeting

That vato loco is always tweetando.

by Nacho Camacho June 3, 2016

Tweetard

A person who utilizes the Twitter application to communicate unintelligent—often unintelligible—thoughts, proposals, threats, etc. SYNONYM: Donald Trump.

As a young boy, his mother told him that if he was willing to abandon decency and care only about himself, he too could someday become a TWEETARD and live for four years (or less) in the White House.

by Mo D July 24, 2018

Tweetsa

The act of going on twitter and tweeting, as described by EG MONEY.

“I go on Twitter, I tweetsa”
-EG MONEY

by realegmoney September 13, 2018

Tweetastrophe

A twitter tweet that turns out to be so much more than a bad idea.

Policeman: "We know that you were at the scene of the crime last night."

Man: "I'm telling you I wasn't!"

Policeman: "Well that's not what you told your followers on twitter, and see... here is a picture."

Man: "Well isn't this a tweetastrophe!"

by The Civil Word Servant October 14, 2010

TweetSlacking

Failing to post a tweet on twitter for extended period of time

where did she disappear to she hasn't posted on twitter for days, she usually posts a tweet every freakin hour! She's totally tweetslacking. Yea she is a tweetslacker

by mytomcat June 16, 2010

that's what she tweets

That's What She Tweets is a website that accepts that's what she said jokes from Twitter. You can also submit the jokes via their website as well as vote for or against jokes, and comment on your favorite jokes.

Do you expect that to fit? - That's what she tweets (said)

by That's What She Saider December 21, 2009

Teetas

Codename used to refer to a rare, but handsome and attractive young man. Teetas are often mistaken for Brad Pitt, yet are known to frequent the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

"Teetas spotted at your six o'clock. Do you see him?"
"Ohemgee I think we just had eye sex. I'd hit."

by shawtyshawtyshawtyshawty October 28, 2011