The perfect metaphor for the degradation of those who govern the U.S. nation from writers of The Declaration of Independence and Constitution to he whose tiny fingers pitter-patter misspelled, poorly punctuated, redundant, emotionally-charged, impetuous, and childish declarations of the president's dependence on strangers' approval for his expressions of ignorant egotism. Each authentic tweet is a representation of how the world at large has fallen into a state of such absurdity, that absurdity itself must transform because reality got too weird for anyone to know how to be funny anymore without the risk of their jokes becoming president.
"Wow this tweet actually sounds somewhat presidential."
"It must have been written by a staffer, no way is that a Trump Tweet!"
"It must have been written by a staffer, no way is that a Trump Tweet!"
by andsowego March 22, 2017
Tweets coming from Donald trump akin the FDR's fireside chats to help American's through times of great difficulty.
by Vicious43 December 29, 2016
A tweet of higher quality compared to most others, usually in comedic value and wording. Typically used as a compliment towards a tweet.
by WhereTheHellAmI October 19, 2020
Similar to street cred, this is the level of respect you command in the micro-blogosphere due to your witty, cool or ingenious tweets.
by Mike Vihuela March 06, 2009
Poop Tweet: When you pooping and make a tweet about it and tag all your friends so that they know that you are regular and are not constipated.
Oh, Div just posted a Poop Tweet, I hope everything is okay and she didn't "Pull a Div" and "Break a thing".
by TumbleTwee June 30, 2017
Example:
Sasha: *Tweets something that gets a ton of likes*
Sasha: Omg hit tweet thank you sm now stream my fc!!
Sasha: *Tweets something that gets a ton of likes*
Sasha: Omg hit tweet thank you sm now stream my fc!!
by Milkgay March 04, 2021
A real female name derived from Garden Grove, CA.
There only exists one person with this name and she just so happens to be the sexiest Asian persuasion in the world.
There only exists one person with this name and she just so happens to be the sexiest Asian persuasion in the world.
by AAMH January 07, 2013