Twatwaffle

A twatwaffle is a person, regardless of gender, who is basically so ignorant of their surroundings as to require a seeing eye dog to find their own nose. Incapable of making rational decisions, and having no regard for their fellow human beings. Generally a lowlife type, with the addition of being a megalomaniac.

That idiot who ran the red light and almost hit us is such a twatwaffle.

Shit pump

Arsehole

by Curbside-Curmie April 16, 2016

Twatwaffle

A vagina so stinky you need maple syrup to get near it

Alicia has such a twatwaffle you can smell her from a mile away.

by Jeannabrowntown July 22, 2019

Twatwaffle

Verb meaning someone who talks utter bollocks and seems to miss their own point.

To twatwafflers generally enjoy the sound of their own voice or will write long convoluted messages with plenty of words but little actual information.

My cousin sent me an email today, he did nothing but twatwaffle about random bollocks. I'm not even sure what he was getting at.

by Shaney Stevenson November 11, 2019

TwatWaffle

A idiot or someone who isn’t really smart

“ That Celena is such a TwatWaffle

by Otgjire April 20, 2019

Twatwaffle

Nick Bedzyk

He’s a utter twatwaffle

by desalesboys October 9, 2019

Twatwaffle

Person that’s a total twat and clearly eats all the waffles for breakfast

Jessica.. not only were you a hoe last night.. but you were a total fat fuck twatwaffle and ate 9 waffles.. Aunt Jemima would be pissed too

by Layyylaaaaaa January 22, 2020

Twatwaffle

A TwatWaffle or a gaggle of TwatWaffles "a person or group of people that believe their own subjective bios can not be challenged or debated with reason, rendering any contradicting ideology evil and not worthy of further investigation.

Bernie Sanders is a Twatwaffle

or

You are a Twatwaffle

or

Check out our FB page/group Your a twatwaffle

by YATwatwaffle November 17, 2020