gur-tush

1. It is a way of telling someone that they act older than their actual age.

2. A party pooper!

3. Boring, with no fun life.

Come man speed up. You act so gur-tushed.
No one wants to hang out with a gur-tush.

by M. Thomas July 25, 2006

twinkle tush

using Christmas lights as anal beads

In my household, twinkle tush is a Christmas tradition.

by mr and mrs claus August 27, 2018

A tush grab-bag

A party with dim lights, disco balls, trance music and a whole lot of ass-grabbing.

Man, I am DEFINITELY going to that party. It's supposed to be a tush grab-bag.

by TortugaJay April 2, 2011

Smoosh the tush and whoosh

The process of acquiring some ass followed by leaving shortly after. May be applied anally, or metaphorically by the female gender.

Girl #1: Are you exclusively dating him?
Girl #2: Nah, I just smoosh the tush and whoosh.

by lexidaveraph April 4, 2011

cock in my tush

stick it in

by horace the spider August 4, 2003

The girl with the tush

The girl who worx like hell
on her tush
but exersise has no adverse effect
watsoever
Fails to get her ever so sexy
tush over the hi jump
bar every time

That girls tush
is as a big as a double decker bus

by tush August 23, 2004

About Tush

The throw-away gobbledegook written by companies about themselves on their About Us page.

About Tush
Founded in 1066, we're one of the world's leading sellers of... blah... blah...

by Davidch999 May 29, 2013