Urban Trustafarian

A rich white person who lives on trust funds from mummy and daddy but pretends to be are poor. They subscribe to a fake hippie lifestyle, kitted out in designer boho chic, eating expensive organic food, pretending to be anti-establishment and generally moping around thinking they alternative and above everyone else. They sometimes claim to work in media, but sit around all day drinking overpriced fairtrade coffee pretending to be intellectual or ironic. In cities like London, they tend to frequent areas like Hoxton, Shoreditch & Dalston. Most will eventually end up working for capitalist instituitons, the establishment or for mummy and daddy.

They are related to the Bourgeois Bohemian Bobo and the Shoreditch Twat / Hoxton Twat

Tarquin was a professional "Urban Trustafarian". He went on the anti-bank march, even though his dad was a CEO at a major financial institution. He fitted into the clique quite well with his Vice magazine chic, designer beard, tweeting regularly on his iphone 4 whilst playing the djembe really badly.

by colonel tom parker July 1, 2011

Beard Trustworthiness

Beard Trustworthiness is used to determine how trustworthy a particular beard/mustache is.

~~~Very Trustworthy~~~
Full Beard
The Philosopher
Goatee + Mustache

~~~Mildly Trustworthy~~~
Full Mustache aka The Wilford Brimley
Cop Mustache aka The Burt Reynolds
Chin Strap aka The Abe, The Lincoln

~~~Neutral~~~
Sideburns
Friendly Chops
Chin Tuft + Mustache aka The Colonel Sanders
Mutton Chops

~~~Questionable~~~
Sans Mustache aka Amish Beard
Curly Mustache aka The Handlebar
Goatee

~~~Threatening~~~
The Horseshoe aka The Hogan
Chin Tuft
Unkempt Beard aka The Homeless Beard
Neck Beard

~~~Dangerous~~~
Soul Patch aka The Landing Strip
Patchy Beard aka The Sidney Crosby
Pencil Thin Chin Strap

~~~Disastrous~~~
Werewolf
Pencil Thin Mustache aka The John Waters, The Joe Jackson
The Hitler

L: How do you know you can trust that guy?

E: Dude he has a philosopher's beard, thats the second most trustworthiness beard on the Beard Trustworthiness chart that there is!

by AkaEros October 27, 2011

ol' trusty

Something that is dependable, which has stood the "test of time" and is as good now, as it was in "back in the day"

Going against this nickle defense, I'll use the ol' trusty Toss Left...

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

trust punk

1.a person between the ages of 17-25 who lives off of their parents money (trust fund), yet maintains that they live a punk lifestyle, only by wearing patches on their pants, and claim to have an unhealthy obsession with japanese underground thrash 2.a close relative to the 'trustafarian' only with less weed and more bullshit anger.3.you can find a trust punk on the campus of an expensive university out of town, who seems unimpressed with his/her surroundings, yet indulges in the fact that he/she is a novelty.

" Man that chick is such a trust punk , she has dental floss sewn patches on Lacoste pants"

"Rory Copestake"

by hfhsdkbafgkbgjkadb May 14, 2008

Until the trust fund runs out

As long as I am able

I don't have Internet access of my own, but I'm gonna keep stealing wi-fi from my neighbor until the trust fund runs out.

by Rico Detroit June 14, 2008

If young metro don't trust you

The intro to almost all the songs produced by music producer Metro Boomin as said by Future.

Future: "If young metro don't trust you, I gon shoot you"

Jimmy: "IF YOUNG METRO DON'T TRUST YOU IMMA SHOOT YOU."
Ron: "No, I don't think he trusts you because you can't even say it right..."

by The haker July 22, 2016

trust fund kid

a rich child whose parents put money in a trust for their child to use as they please

or

an orphan of rich parents/grandparents/relatives and is now living off a trust until they're of age or until they get off their butt to work for money

Sheila is a trust fund kid whose parents enter $2000 a month into her fund but can't use it until she's 21.

by JenJen November 11, 2003