turbofaggot

a person who takes idiocy, retardation, and faggotry to an entirely new level.

faggot

That guy hit a old lady with his car, what a turbofaggot.

by chinese_rambo September 30, 2007

turbopun

A pun that is very extreme, usually hilarious. Originated from the hit internet video, Powerthirst

Ha ha ha!!! Computurd is a very witty Turbopun

by michael upton December 29, 2007

turbokick

An awesome form of cardio kickboxing with dance, kickboxing, and awesome choreography. Super intense and super sexy.

A: Hey Jon Gosselin is one fat bitch
B: Word man, homegirl should do some turbokick

by TurboFreak October 9, 2009

turbo illegal

extremely illegal, like government hit squad illegall

*deep breath* DO 👏 NOT 👏 SEND 👏 US 👏 CLASSIFIED 👏 DOCUMENTS. This is not reverse psychology. For real, i'm running out of jokes about this. We cannot use them (it's sort of "turbo illegal"), and the people posting them can get into serious trouble.
- War Thunder (Twitter)

by REDACTEDD April 28, 2023

Tuco's Rule

Tuco's rule is from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. The rule is "When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." Many a movie villain would have managed to wreak havoc on the world if only they'd followed Tuco's Rule.

"You see, Mr. Bond, I have already started the timer anBANG...ouch."

"Sorry, Brownfinger, it appears you forgot Tuco's Rule."

by mofolotopo May 19, 2009

Turbo-manlet

A male that is 5ft to 5ft4 tall.

Aziz: LOL, look at that turbo-manlet over there!
Said: Must suck being shorter than a girl, LOL!

by Zyzz1 August 23, 2017

Turbo Bang

When a quickie just isn't fast enough. While a quickie may last 5-10 minutes, a Turbo Bang is a max 2-3 minutes from start (clothes on) to finish (clothes back on). It is the essence of a man channelling his inner two pump chump in order to get the job done in the most efficient manner possible due to time constraints or extenuating circumstances.

Pedro: Come on honey we’ve got to go or we’re going to be late.
Lila: But I’m need some lovin badly right now. Don’t we have enough time for a quickie?
Pedro: A quickie? No chance. We’ve got to leave in 5 minutes.
Lila: What about a Turbo Bang?
Pedro (looking at his watch): Done!

by bhl1677 February 16, 2012