tucsonite

A person who typically identifies as being from Tucson, Arizona.

"What's a Tucsonan?" He asked. "It's the same exact thing as a Tucsonite. Someone who says they're from Tucson."

by Ninja king December 18, 2013

Tucson Double-Tap

Penitentiary term. When returning from commissary on a hot Summer’s day, you get tired of waiting on the Officer to let you back in the unit, so you pull down your bromo’s pants, grab that sweet meat, and give it the ole’ Tucson Hand-Shake until the Control Room Officer sees you on camera and calls a code.

Inmate 1: Man how long you been waiting?
Inmate 2: Damn near 30 minutes!
Inmate 1: Fuck that, it’s time for a Tucson Double-Tap!

by Gaysofthunder69 March 6, 2020

tucson peggy

The sexual act of inserting a cactus into an orifice, for pleasure.

Friday night, my wife and I tried something new, called a Tucson Peggy, we didn't realize the cactus was poisonous.

by lostpl8 April 18, 2023

Tucson tornado

When you try to put your hemorrhoid into your partner's urethra

Last night I gave Jeff a Tucson Tornado

by Rick7777 August 28, 2023

Tucson Sausage

When you cut someone's penis off, grind it, form it into sausage links, and then feed it to said person.

Man 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh?
Man 2: No, What happened to him?
Man 1: Lorenzo gave him a Tucson Sausage.

by Will_Robinson2004 January 22, 2024

Tucson Blowjob

A Tucson Blowjob is a variation of traditional fellatio in which the performer does not put the head of the penis in their mouth, but instead uses a side-to-side motion on the shaft, as though eating corn on the cob.

Daniel had a sore throat and did not want to irritate it further, so he opted to give his boyfriend a Tucson Blowjob.

by UofAFriend April 1, 2024

Tucson Shootout

Sex while both parties are experiencing violent food poisoning from Tex-Mex food.

“Ooh, they went to Spoons and had some bad carne asada, hit the Motel 6 to go to pound town, and had themselves a good old fashioned Tucson Shootout!”

by Tucson Strangler June 17, 2024