Off the table

If sth is "off the table", there will be no more discussions about it.

Hey! That topic is off the table! Let it go.

by manaaa December 17, 2012

cardboard tube samurai

A lone warrior who roams the asian countryside seeking enlightenment and justice. He wield the most powerful of all forged weapons, the cardboard tube. His enemies seek to gain the weapon, but have always been unsuccessful.

"Why did that samurai risk his own life for that of a pig?"

"Because he can."

by Mercanis August 13, 2003

You can sleep me under the table any day

Gay

"You can sleep me under the table any day"

-zeroNine

by MeowMixturesOfDoom2010 August 4, 2010

Tube Crush

Someone you like or admire, that appears in either the television, or video stream in the internet.

I have such a tube crush on that hot girl I saw in tv last night.

by eternity.youdesire October 18, 2008

Tube Camper

An elite player of video games that uses his or her expert knowledge of the game to (usually unfairly) possum stomp less learned individuals.

Derived from two player battle mode in Super Mario All-Stars in which if someone camps behind a tube opening at the top or bottom of the screen, all they have to fear is Boo Spawning from a warp-hole.

Chris: Hey, have you beaten Jon yet?

Damon: No. He's being a douchebag.
Chris: How?

Damon: He's a total tube camper!

by Tube Camper September 2, 2009

merch table

The table at concerts or events where you can purchase T-shirts, albums, buttons, stickers, or other various merchandise.

I'm going to check out the merch table before their set to see if they're selling their new album.

Did you see the rad buttons for sale at the merch table?

by Greg Boose June 20, 2006

you tube train

when you visit the popular website you tube. after looking at one video, you get distracted into watching an interesting looking video in the 'related videos' section. Another distraction follows, and another, and so on and so on, until you discover that you has spent a surprising amount of time, and are now watching something totally unrelated to what you went on there for.

Example 1: i've got about ten minutes to kill, so i think i'll hop on the you tube train and see where it takes me.

Example 2: you'd never believe where the you tube train just took me. i went on to do my favourite old search of 'fat kid falls', and i ended up watching a video of a dog dancing on it's hind legs to the james bond theme music. what an awesome world we live in.

by jimwade December 16, 2009