Turtle Job

When a person curls their lips over their teeth while performing a blow job. This results in less irritation to the penis from teeth chafing but causes the performer to resemble a turtle.

Fred: Man, my dick is so raw from my girlfriends terrible blow job last night.
Jack: Dude! Just have her give you a turtle job next time.

by Sogrox May 2, 2014

Alabama Turtle Hatching

A sexual act between two consenting adults. During foreplay, one person lubes the others anus while performing felatio/cunnilingus. A hard boiled egg is then inserted into the anus. Once inserted, anal sex occurs until the egg breaks and the man ejaculates. Semen seeps out with the pieces. Resembling a freshly hatched sea turtle.

Last night was so much fun. We had extra hard boiled eggs from ramen night and used them to make an Alabama TURTLE hatching

by DirtStar17 June 4, 2021

Thomas the Turtle

A term commonly used to exemplify the fact that all Thomas-es slightly resemble turtles. Also, it is used to mock young, muscular men who enjoy eating sandwiches, wrestling, and refer to their father's by their first name.

Girl1: Woah..... that guy is such a Thomas the Turtle!!

Girl2: Wow... Tom sure looks like a turtle!!! Soo... that's why they call him Thomas the turtle!

by hge13 December 22, 2010

Lisa Turtle

Being the only black person in a group of white people

I would run for congress but I don't want to be a Lisa Turtle.

by Thisguy34 September 6, 2013

Turtleaddison

Turtleaddison is an aesthetic fanpage of Addison Rae, a famous TikToker. They are one of the most famous fanpage on TikTok. People uses her to gain followers but please don't do that as they don't like it.

Turtleaddison is the best fanpage.

by beomchars October 3, 2021

Turtle Mouth

Term used to describe people of Greek origin.

John Stamos from "Full House" is Turtle Mouth.

by ??What?? December 1, 2010

Turtle Peeking

A euphemistic expression regarding the extreme urgency to defecate and holding it in as much in as possible. Having the pressure of a fecal turd poking itself partially out of the bum hole while trying to make it to the closest restroom.

Roger sprinted down the hall from his desk to the restroom. He has a turtle peeking.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017