trophy crap

A crap left purposefully unflushed in a public restroom because of its profound grossness, extreme size or other redeeming qualities.

Yo Jake, check out that trophy crap in the bathroom - I swear, it's sticking 3 inches out of the water!

by TTM January 17, 2006

trophy child

A child who is pressured into doing well at school to look good for their parents.

Damn, poor Emily - a year ahead in math, she gets a 3.0 in Geometry and her parents flip out! It must suck to be a trophy child.

by Carabear<3 October 21, 2010

trophy eyes

A fucking incredible hardcore/pop punk band from Newcastle, Australia who combine raw vocals with brutal guitar riffs to create a unique and inspiring blend of musical perfection which will move you with the passionate lyrics sung by one of the best in the business, John Floreani, but also have you moshing in your bedroom and belting out lyrics into a deodorant can. 10/10, check out their debut album Mend,Move On.

Did you go to that Trophy Eyes show the other night? It was fucking mental!

by waggitt April 9, 2015

junior-trumphair

A style of hair where the hair is slicked back and greasy looking. Often worn by douchedicks while they are on national television railing against fake news.

His junior-trumphair made him look ridiculous.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

Trucha

When you gotta be alert for your homie.

Those damn furries want our homies booty. Let's keep it trucha.

by BIg Chungus #TheLegend27 January 9, 2019

TrueHart

A amazing tattoo or body piercing

"that's a sweet tattoo dude it must be a TrueHart"

by Tattooguy August 16, 2011

trophy associate

A young, beautiful partner of an older, affluent, influential individual who are in a long term relationship yet not legally married.

She is not his trophy wife, she is his trophy associate.

by RoseyJean April 19, 2020