Ukrainian Tractor Pull

The act of stealing a main battle tank by towing it behind a standard farm tractor.

We can defend our homeland by organizing a Ukrainian Tractor Pull.

by NerdyShenanigans March 4, 2022

angry truck men

These are little, under-achieving men with low self esteem that tailgate people and make loud hot rod sounds with their 8000 lb. noisemakers. They are usually wife beating drunks and have crappy jobs. The size of the truck in many instances is inversely proportional to the size of his "junk." It makes people like me laugh my ass off when they can't get their way in traffic.

"Man. Those angry truck men are really following us closely. Bruce, grab the gun."

by running out of patience January 5, 2008

truck it

to leave or depart a place.

It's getting late. Imma truck it back to the hizzie.

by Mandy1341 February 11, 2008

Tractor Pies

Clumps of hard-packed mud stuck to highways that were left there by tractors and other farm machinery.

My tires and shocks took a beating from all the tractor pies on the highway

by Cousin Merl October 21, 2010

Truck Seat Syndrome

The crushed left seat bolster of the driver's side seat, caused by fat Americans sliding out of the seats of their trucks and SUVs like they're on a McDonald's play play pen slide, instead of just getting out of their vehicle like a civilized human being by climbing down.

"I would have bought that used 4Runner if it wasn't for the signs of truck seat syndrome"

by Uranic Tomcat March 2, 2020

dump truck attorney

A derisive term to describe an incompetent and sometimes elderly attorney assigned by the state to represent a prison inmate going before the Board Of Prison Hearings who cannot afford a private one.

Yup, I’ve got another sad sack shot before the Board again this year with another dump truck attorney to mangle my case facts and the possibility of release.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022