Th kind of a troll that common net-trolls cannot out-troll in forums. Genuinely smart, a Master Troll is commonly the *most* clever of trolls who usually leaves other net-trolls and innocent preys mentally beat up ain frustration or even anger.
Unlike common net-trolls, Master Trolls are at times a friend to many. He seldom or even never puts himself under the threads of others to seek attention. He usually starts his own "troll thread" as a venue, with the capacity to lure other trolls and counter trolls for a challenge which triggers their hunger for revenge in a battle of wits.
Unlike common net-trolls, Master Trolls are at times a friend to many. He seldom or even never puts himself under the threads of others to seek attention. He usually starts his own "troll thread" as a venue, with the capacity to lure other trolls and counter trolls for a challenge which triggers their hunger for revenge in a battle of wits.
a Master Troll (MT) writes a troll topic/thread...
-- gets replies...
regular visitor: @MT you don't make sense.. ideas ideas... ,
troll1: @MT GFYS ##$$#!!%& and @regular visitor **&@&*@
troll2: @MT you know nothing! I am the best $^^%&&#& piece of S%%&
angry visitor: @MT $$* --- and long narrative reply slams slams
counter troll: dont mind @MT he's as stupid as he can be
netopath: @MT I own you, I'll report you with your IP etc....
MT: thanks @troll1, any more snacks for me?
<troll1 leaves>
MT: @troll2, define "dim"
<troll2 get's caught thinking and distracted retaliates>
<MT treats troll2 like troll1 but repeatedly shows how short troll2 is>
<other readers understand's MT and bashes troll2>
<troll2 leaves and promises vengeance>
MT: @angry - you know i'm right here are point a,b,c as proof. Thoughts?
<angry visitor leaves>
MT: @counter what's your proof?
<@counter sometimes exchange replies but runs out of arguments, get's caught and leaves>
MT: @netopath deny it or not, I'm your Master... ready your toungue, here's my butt.
<netopath replies - nah... I own you, till we meet again &$$ #0l3>
<netopath leaves eyeing for a next vengeance>
MT: @regular visitor - ideas, ideas, ideas ...
(discussion or trolling continues)
Master Troll says... :-)
-- gets replies...
regular visitor: @MT you don't make sense.. ideas ideas... ,
troll1: @MT GFYS ##$$#!!%& and @regular visitor **&@&*@
troll2: @MT you know nothing! I am the best $^^%&&#& piece of S%%&
angry visitor: @MT $$* --- and long narrative reply slams slams
counter troll: dont mind @MT he's as stupid as he can be
netopath: @MT I own you, I'll report you with your IP etc....
MT: thanks @troll1, any more snacks for me?
<troll1 leaves>
MT: @troll2, define "dim"
<troll2 get's caught thinking and distracted retaliates>
<MT treats troll2 like troll1 but repeatedly shows how short troll2 is>
<other readers understand's MT and bashes troll2>
<troll2 leaves and promises vengeance>
MT: @angry - you know i'm right here are point a,b,c as proof. Thoughts?
<angry visitor leaves>
MT: @counter what's your proof?
<@counter sometimes exchange replies but runs out of arguments, get's caught and leaves>
MT: @netopath deny it or not, I'm your Master... ready your toungue, here's my butt.
<netopath replies - nah... I own you, till we meet again &$$ #0l3>
<netopath leaves eyeing for a next vengeance>
MT: @regular visitor - ideas, ideas, ideas ...
(discussion or trolling continues)
Master Troll says... :-)
by ChaosOrder April 15, 2013
Get the Master Troll mug.An internet user who upon noticing that some internet content such as a blog, social networking update etc. has yet to be commented on, types the comment 'First'.
This often serves no purpose other than achieve some form of self-gratification, self-esteem boost, validation or attention-mongering.
An excellent indication of the low-mindset and intelligence level of those who indulge in such practices.
First trolls are excellent pickings for counter-trollers in flaming.
This often serves no purpose other than achieve some form of self-gratification, self-esteem boost, validation or attention-mongering.
An excellent indication of the low-mindset and intelligence level of those who indulge in such practices.
First trolls are excellent pickings for counter-trollers in flaming.
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A troll like humanoid with no concern for personal health, image, or hygene. These creatures can often be found at lunch buffets, "all you can eat" dining establishments, or fast food restaurants. They are pack oriented for safety reasons, although contention within the pack can often be found over "the last chicken wing".
During these times you may want to cover your ears, as the troglosaur roar is piercing. Fights are typically brief whether during feeding times or even when confronted by their bipedal slimmer counterparts, as lung capacity is small and blood flow is difficult due to gravy consistency.
Mating is unfortunately more prevalent than expected, although various mechanical hoists and lifts are often needed. Troglosaurs pose little threat to society (other than being inflationary) due to the slow movement, but if approached, confrontation can be avoided by pointing in a random direction, then shouting "lunch buffet" and walking away. Treadmills, vegetables, and small portions are mortal enemies.
The troglosaur can also be found with their smoking cousins, often in liberal establishments, such as the welfare office. (Trog-LO-sawr)
During these times you may want to cover your ears, as the troglosaur roar is piercing. Fights are typically brief whether during feeding times or even when confronted by their bipedal slimmer counterparts, as lung capacity is small and blood flow is difficult due to gravy consistency.
Mating is unfortunately more prevalent than expected, although various mechanical hoists and lifts are often needed. Troglosaurs pose little threat to society (other than being inflationary) due to the slow movement, but if approached, confrontation can be avoided by pointing in a random direction, then shouting "lunch buffet" and walking away. Treadmills, vegetables, and small portions are mortal enemies.
The troglosaur can also be found with their smoking cousins, often in liberal establishments, such as the welfare office. (Trog-LO-sawr)
Dude, that girl you went home with last night was a total Troglosaur. Seriously, how did you survive? Examples: Homer Simpson, Roseanne, Anyone over 4XL, etc.
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Get the Tnoulfacsm mug.Toulson Syndrome is the state in which League of Legends players become severely under leveled. There is no known cause and generally effects one in three players. If left unchecked Toulson Syndrome can spread to nearby lanes resulting in loss of team fights, feeding of enemy lanes and extreme poverty.
This syndrome is extremely dangerous and frustrating to players attempting the climb out of elo hell (now re-branded as bronze tier) as the courageous victim of the disease will unknowingly hamper any and all efforts for victory.
This syndrome is extremely dangerous and frustrating to players attempting the climb out of elo hell (now re-branded as bronze tier) as the courageous victim of the disease will unknowingly hamper any and all efforts for victory.
1. Christian suffered an extreme case of Toulson Syndrome despite him spending 40 minutes in the jungle farming and providing zero ganks.
2. Jenny: "Hey David, yesterday Chris came to gank and fed my lane because he was 6 levels behind!"
Joshua: "WHOAH! Chris ganked?! Shocking!"
Jenny: "Yea and he fed my lane because he was 6 levels behind!"
Joshua: "Woah! He had a serious case of Toulson Syndrome!"
3. Christian suffered an extreme case of Toulsan Syndrome despite him spending 40 minutes in the jungle farming and providing zero ganks.
4. I lost my ranked promo match because I duoed with Chris and he always suffers from an extreme case of Toulson Syndrome.
5. Christian always suffers from Toulson Syndrome so we always make him jungle so that he doesn't feed in lane.
6. ADC - "Shaco I need a gank, they are pushing hard."
JUNGLER - "Sure no probs!."
{15 minutes later}
SUPPORT - "Shaco!? where is that gank dude we're being pushed SO hard! We need support! The turret is going down!!"
JUNGLER - "Getting blue then ill be there"
{5 mins later}
JUNGLER - "Ganking now go in!"
{ADC and SUPPORT Die}
ADC - "WTF WAS THAT?!!"
SUPPORT - "WTH man how did you not clean up?!"
JUNGLER - "No ult man.. I'm Level 5"
ADC - "FFS He's got Toulson Snydrome."
SUPPORT - "...... GG WP -_-"
2. Jenny: "Hey David, yesterday Chris came to gank and fed my lane because he was 6 levels behind!"
Joshua: "WHOAH! Chris ganked?! Shocking!"
Jenny: "Yea and he fed my lane because he was 6 levels behind!"
Joshua: "Woah! He had a serious case of Toulson Syndrome!"
3. Christian suffered an extreme case of Toulsan Syndrome despite him spending 40 minutes in the jungle farming and providing zero ganks.
4. I lost my ranked promo match because I duoed with Chris and he always suffers from an extreme case of Toulson Syndrome.
5. Christian always suffers from Toulson Syndrome so we always make him jungle so that he doesn't feed in lane.
6. ADC - "Shaco I need a gank, they are pushing hard."
JUNGLER - "Sure no probs!."
{15 minutes later}
SUPPORT - "Shaco!? where is that gank dude we're being pushed SO hard! We need support! The turret is going down!!"
JUNGLER - "Getting blue then ill be there"
{5 mins later}
JUNGLER - "Ganking now go in!"
{ADC and SUPPORT Die}
ADC - "WTF WAS THAT?!!"
SUPPORT - "WTH man how did you not clean up?!"
JUNGLER - "No ult man.. I'm Level 5"
ADC - "FFS He's got Toulson Snydrome."
SUPPORT - "...... GG WP -_-"
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Get the Toulson Syndrome mug.1.) One who frequents the kitchen often, perusing the pantry, refrigerator and cupboards in search of snacks all hours of the night and day. Can often be found standing in front of an opened refrigerator on in the pantry at 2AM looking for their next snack. Often times, Kitchen Trolls will leave empty boxes or wrappers as remnants of their midnight feedings.
by DeliciousCupcake November 17, 2009
Get the Kitchen Troll mug.One who takes excessive joy in watching any of the offerings of ESPN. These people would prefer watching mindless repetitive droning about irrelevant sports nonsense over more interesting channels such as The Science Channel, The History Channel, or any other cable channel providing any information that may be useful in any way.
I went to the gym today and all 10 TVs were on ESPN. God I wish those sports troglodytes would at least sacrifice one of their precious TVs so we could at least watch something blow up on the history channel?
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