3 definitions by Museite

An internet user who upon noticing that some internet content such as a blog, social networking update etc. has yet to be commented on, types the comment 'First'.

This often serves no purpose other than achieve some form of self-gratification, self-esteem boost, validation or attention-mongering.

An excellent indication of the low-mindset and intelligence level of those who indulge in such practices.

First trolls are excellent pickings for counter-trollers in flaming.
Why did he put 'first'?
They're just a first troll.
by Museite August 3, 2010
For the damn win - An expanded and superior version of FTW
You totally owned that guy!

Yeah! FTDW!
by Museite August 21, 2010
An overrated South African rugby team hailing from Pretoria and compete in the Currie Cup who are generally renowned to be (among other things) brainless, overweight, beer-swilling, louts. Also used to refer to their fans who reflect the rugby team exceptionally well in the above attributes.
"Why is he drooling like that?"
"He's a Blue Bulls supporter"
by Museite October 17, 2008