treesh

A treesh is a girl who likes to talk to mad boys. A person who has a new boyfriend every week. Always in people dm's

Yo i was just dating that girl. That girl is treeshing again

by nevaeh curry October 2, 2019

even monkeys fall from trees

Old japanese words of wisdom, used when you embarrassingly fucked up something, you thought you were the bee's knees at.

Girlfriend "Dude, you sucked tonight!"

Boyfriend "Well, even monkeys fall from trees. Bitch."

by EndlessMike November 20, 2013

Treesha

Treesha, New York slang for whore, slut, hoe, thot and stuff like that. If someone goes around fucking a lot of boys, they’re a Treesha. If someone goes around simply flirting with a lot of boys, still a Treesha.

People say Nicky is a treesha because she fucked all the boys in the football team.

by jawanna blowme? January 7, 2020

Teresa

A sweet, shy, often stunning yet insecure young woman. She can be very insensitive sometimes and offends numerous people but if she is told about it then she will always apologise sincerely. Incredibly smoking hot, she would be your typical heartbreaker except she is too nice to break anyone's heart. She has always left all her ex-boyfriends on the best of terms. If you get a Teresa, you better fucking hang onto her because she will get swept up by someone else as soon as you take your hand off her.

1: Hey, did you see that friend of Nadia's?
2: No who is sh- HOLY SHIT!
1: I know right! She's a Teresa, I wouldn't expect anything less.
2: Is she with anyone?
1: No I don't think so- oh wait now she is.
2: Damn.

1: Hey I'm having a Scrubs marathon with a friend tomorrow, you want in?
2: I hate Scrubs.
1: Okay.
2: Which friend?
1: Teresa.
2: I'M SO THERE

Guy: Dayyyum that girl is bangin
Girl: Oh I know! She thinks she's ugly!
Guy: WHAT! Ugh, such a Teresa.

by whatagirlllll March 23, 2013

Treehab

Rehab for Marijuana addiction. Marijuana anonymous.

His Parents make him go to treehab every week.

They try to make me go to treehab, I say no, no, no.

by Paco_W September 6, 2007

treestiality

the act of having sexual intercourse between a human and a tree, or any other type of plant

Jack will perform treestiality on that oak to prove that he loves nature.

by gsstud February 27, 2010

premature treejaculation

Someone who puts a Christmas tree up in November.

Who do I need to see for help? Iv put my Christmas tree up in November. I must be suffering with premature treejaculation.

by Jellyfish 007 November 22, 2017