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Eastern Tech

A school that's so completely overrated. Everyone in middle school wants to go there and act like getting in determines the fate of your life. The people that got in just assume they are better than you (I would know, I am one). But the entry test was literally about basic 6th grade geometry so you'll pass if you're not too white or too black. despite what people say, it's only a little bit more workload. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE has at least a few friends. Cliques? Hell yeah. Sluts/Jocks, Ghetto/Rachet, Smart, AP, Non AP, and probably the biggest one, filipinos. Jesus Christ might as well put a jollibee in this bitch. You will likely date a a Filipino, but it's ok, they are fine as fuck. You may have trouble finding your clique, but you'll get there, and may even fall into a couple. Teachers are assholes, no matter what you've heard. To teachers, if you're not in AP, you will be homeless. Rarely any fights, the people that talk shit are too white to do anything else. If you make a name for yourself, you will thrive. Pick your friends wisely, and just a heads up, Asian friends are the best. Oh yeah, FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL. Want to try out for the soccer team? You'll probably get in, which means nothing though. No teacher or principle or guidance counselor will understand your problems, which is why I put even more emphasis on making good friends. The magnets are pretty ok, but unless you do IT or engineering, you mean nothing. Good luck!
Kid 1: you go to eastern tech?

Kid 2: yeah
Kid 1: I'm so sorry. But also, fuck you.
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TechiTeens

A completely Teenager founded and run company. A group of TechiTeen's working under the common name of TechiTeens' to fix the world's computer problems.


TechiTeens expansive network of teenage professionals that ensure computer support is never far away.
Man: My computer is as slow as a kia
Women: Call TechiTeens!
by Cheetuh088 March 8, 2009
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Tech Hall

your typical ,weird socially awkward nerds typically at universities or high school that walk around with no shoes , don't shower and usually hang around and play Pokemon. they travel in clans usually distinctly recognizable by their wacky hair. some schools have a "hall" full of these creatures. don't get too close to their territory or they WILL bite- or shoot you with nerf guns.
popular, pretty girl:I literally just witnessed two tech halls talk about how they don't shower for 20 minutes
Other pretty popular girl: omg im so sorry you were exposed to thoses tech halls.
by nontechhall March 13, 2019
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Tech Week

Tech Week more like Death Week. ☠️ Lots of coffee, failing grades, angry directors, everyone’s favorite tech crew screaming at you about props, parts of the set falling on you in the middle of a scene, security coming after you during class the next day, your costume ripping, the microphones working, trashy food, angry directors, group chats, tears being shed, the vending machines being sold out and everyone getting on each other’s nerves! Can’t wait until tech week!
Doctor: “ So what brings you to the ER today?”
Theater Kid: “ I was beaten up by the props manager for touching a prop that wasn’t mine during tech week.” or “ A large metal gate fell on top of me during tech rehearsal today.
by TheaterKid07 November 20, 2019
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cj tech

In the game "Dead by Daylight", a player by the name of CJ created a tech, and thus it had been named after him.

To preform a CJ Tech, you need: a pallet, a slugged teammate, and a flashlight. Make sure your teammate is on the side of the pallet that the killer is on, then once the killer tries to kick the pallet, vault it. This will cause them to instead, pick up your teammate, in which case, you can vault back to the other side and get an easy flashlight save.

Search "cj tech" on YouTube to see this visually.
"He's down'd at a pallet, I'm gonna go for the cj tech!"
by PocketEGirl August 12, 2021
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Band Repair Tech

Band repair techs are sexy, have super human strength and are usually geniuses. Band Techs have a God-like ability to repair almost anything and are particularly good in bed. As band directors believe they are God it is common for them to think they can repair instruments too.
James Bond is so band repair tech with the ladies.
by bandrepairs February 3, 2010
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Georgia Tech

Georgia Tech is a good school for undergraduates IF YOU ARE REALLY SMART. Do not go there if you are an average student you will not have a good time. You will study your ass off and still fail. If you are reading this and disagree with me than you are probably a smart person and I envy you. Not everyone can be smart like you asshole! Yeah I'm talking to you!

I go there and I was in way over my head. I have pulled many all nighters trying to study for the classes and I still end up failing.

If you get into Georgia Tech that does not mean that you can do the course work. It would be better to go to a smaller school and get your undergrad and then get your masters at Georgia Tech. Georgia Tech is a trap school for people like me. I could go on about it, but why bother.

Positives: Campus life is fun even though a lot of people there are introverts and socially awkward so it is hard to start a conversation with people and there is a lot to do in Atlanta. People complain about the girls, but they are not that bad.
ME. I am an engineering student there. I am an example of what happens to a person who only has average intelligence and they go to Georgia Tech. I am now a depressed self-loathing loser.
by DepressedYellowJacket September 23, 2012
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