Teadle

A childish word referring to the male genitalia, often used by parents to teach their young ones what to call their tiny penis.

Child: Daddy why is you're teadle so big?

by teadletime December 14, 2014

threading

Since the late 1800s, competitive threading has been an important part of the yarndling fraternity. Marks are awarded for artistic kedding, skilful use of the verricule holder and overall 'authenticity of purpose'. The Tasmanian branch of the Yarndling Association in Hobart, Tasmania is a particularly strong contender in the Antipodean regionals, citing "fun, tempered with social responsibility" as their watchword.

During the 2012 London Olympics, Team GB would often remind the public of its commitment to the "spirit of yarndling", principally in its emphasis on fair play, equality for all, and competitive threading.

by Cod Michael May 18, 2020

threadcop

a person who enforces message board rules in an imperious, incessant, or otherwise annoying manner.

The term "threadcop" originates from the idea of calling a message board topic a "thread." This hails back to the naming conventions of older message board systems.

by Moggraider October 16, 2008

spiderman thread

A message board posting technique designed to end or derail threads that its user finds uninteresting or lacking productive discussion. This technique involves posting screencaps from the 1967 Spider-Man cartoon series with humorous captions unrelated to the original thread topic. The user generally initiates a Spiderman thread with captions intended to declare that the original thread topic will no longer be discussed. Occasionally, additional users contribute to the derailing with their own screencaps of Spider-Man. Frequently used on 4chan's various message boards, where the technique originated. Generally used to derail threads about incest or "wincest."

Wincest? That's a funny way to say Spiderman thread.

by AntonioCastagnoli May 26, 2013

bait thread

A bait thread is an online forum post or thread designed to provoke a reaction. related to trolling.

Chad Warden: Wii U....more like Pii U.

Common replies to bait thread include:
bait.jpg (picture of a fish and hook)
gr8 b8 m8 (great bait mate)

by Umaster1 February 3, 2014

too many sticky threads

When forum moderator stick too many threads, so that you have to scroll down to see new ones every time you visit forum. Sticky threads may have useless or obsolete informations, but moderators do not delete them.

Generally considered bad practice.

example 1:
user 1: please un-stiky these threads! They are old and have useless information.
user 1 banned from forums.

example 2: google "too many sticky threads!"

by name used whatever October 25, 2011

Teadawg

A person of such staggering insignificance that you absolutely cannot be bothered to remember their name.

"Hey Teadawg, how are you doing?"

"Who the fuck is that? Machine Killer? I'm just going to call him Teadawg."

by Teadawg September 13, 2014