Bandera bread sex trade

This is when you are lucky enough to meet a woman who will do anything for bandera bread... So naturally, the bread is exchanged for sexual favors...

I just found out my girlfriend is so crazy about bandera bread, that the bandera bread sex trade is the next logical step to take 'cause she'll put out anytime I talk about going to Boston Pizza.

by Bog-man November 1, 2016

Taser tag

Regular tag but the person who's it has a taser and uses it to tag other people

Taser tag! hey RUN BIITCH ILL FUCK YOU UP MY NIGGA. BITCH

by Liveyyyyy February 14, 2015

trace armstrong

the biggest man hoe at maconaquah. idk how to because he has the smallest dick in the whole world.i've seen babies with cock bigger than traces pp. im so glad trace hit puberty or sum because he would be getting to look like corey guinan. also trace has dated the biggest hoe more times than i could could (LF)

trace armstrong fucked my bitch with a tiny dick

by justgotdonefuckinyourbitch69 February 22, 2019

Trader Joes

The most sexiest store in the world. Those free samples make me hard. If heaven was a place it would be Trader Joes

Timmy: Hey Miranda... my parents aren't home wanna do something fun

Miranda: Yeah lets go to Trader Joes
Timmy: Yes

by Colorful_Crans December 18, 2019

trade cards

To lose your virginity to someone else who is a virgin, essentially trading each other's v-card.

I hope to someday trade cards with the person I really love. It would be more memorable that way.

by Peterson Mcbee August 30, 2005

Job-ad cock tease

A job advertisement which is presented in a way which misleads you into initially thinking you have a chance of getting the job. However, on closer inspection, the job will turn out to be one you cannot possibly get. Especially common are those advertised in their title as 'suitable for graduates', but then in the second line state 'experience needed.' This creates anger and discouragement among those who are job hunting.

'I got my hopes up when I saw this job advertised for graduate analysts, but after I read on it said you needed 2 years experience. Looks like it's back to McDonald's for me. Fuck, what a Job-ad cock tease !'

by Thrisis Bob May 5, 2010

Snorg-tease

The brunette girl with the huge breasts that models for the SnorgTees ads.

Kyle: Wow, she's hot.

Blake: *looks over* Oh, that's just the Snorg-tease.

by LazyHappyLucky October 28, 2010