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transpositionary sciences

The science of transpositional proof that everything Ross Pinney says is true.
Ross - "McDonut is a douche."
Idiot - "How? I don't believe you."
Ross - "Transpositionary sciences my friend, transpositionary sciences."
Idiot - "Good Point."

In this short sketch, the part of Ross was portrayed by Ross Pinney and the part of idiot was graciously performed by Josh Meeks
by The Daring Definer June 5, 2011
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chronic typo transposia

Inability to type without chronically repeating the same error of transposing "the" with "hte" or some other variation of always and consistent chronic transposition error when typing.
I said "EXTREMLELY" but meant, "extremely", oh no! I must have chronic typo transposia"!
by DeebTheWordCreator October 14, 2011
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transphobe

noun.

1. Someone so mistakenly confident in their understanding of science, biology, and psychology that it's laughable.
2. Code word for someone who is so morally grotesque and mentally stunted that using a more proper term would result in a 30-day ban on social media.
3. Someone "who ain't" afraid of transgender people.
Cousin Teddy thinks Caitlyn Jenner is a man, he's such a transphobe.

Aunt Marge is such a transphobe, she thinks DNA determines someone's gender.
by tristanbills March 31, 2022
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Transphobe

Transphobe:
Commonly, a 81 year widowed man who likes to bully oppressed groups for his own enjoyment. Usually lives in a retirement home or the basement of his dead mother.

More commonly, a shriveled up wrinkly child from the age range of 11-18. Survives off Sprite and the crumbs of attention they get on the internet while giving people religious trauma. They are unloved by their parents/family, and usually live in their mom’s attic or basement till the day they die.
Kyle: “yo my dudes lolz. trans men are like, just tomboys. okay my bros wanna go have like, a totally radical party at my grandma’s house?”

person: who tf are you mf social reject

person 2: yeah lmao your wrinkly ass looks like a shriveled newborn

person 3:(has to say this) transphobe
by vesseI August 13, 2021
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transphobic

1) Treating someone differently, because of their gender identity or gender presentation.

2) Also, refusing to treat someone differently because of their gender identity or gender presentation.

3) Referring to a transgender person, or treating them, in any manner other than exactly what they would like you to.
1)
A: "Check out that guy in the dress; what a fruit."
B: "Dude, don't be so transphobic."

2)
C: "Hey, see that guy over there in the dress?"
B: "That's a girl."
C: "No, it's clearly a guy."
B: "She's wearing a dress, therefor you should refer to her as female."
C: "That doesn't make any sense."
B: "Dude, don't be so transphobic."

3)
C: "Hey, whatever happened to John?"
B: "John got sexual reassignment surgery. Her new name is Guenevere McAwesome."
C: "That's moronic; I'm just going to keep calling him John."
B: "Dude, don't be so transphobic."
by Buki April 7, 2007
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Transphobe

Someone who only relies of basic biology and never bothered to learn advanced biology.
Transphobe: People can't be trans, it's basic biology
Smart person: People can be trans, it's advanced biology
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Transphobia

A refusal to accept the tenets of transgender ideology as defined at this very moment in time - i.e., if you accepted them when it just meant not being mean to trannies but don't accept them now because you think (and can prove) that biological sex exists, then guess what? You're a transphobe!

Used as a (decreasingly less successful) means of silencing people who think that segregating intimate spaces based on sex still has some merit (because babies tend to start falling out of vaginas 9 months after small gamete producing humans stick their wieners in large gamete producing humans and eject said small gametes).
Bob: "I'm going to wear a dress to work and call myself Jemima. Will you call me Jemima?"
Female co-worker: "Of course, I'm a nice person"
Bob: "Will you refer to me in the third person as she/her?"
Female co-worker: "Of course, because I don't want to upset you and I'm quite happy to have a man tell me that I don't know how to use the English language correctly despite having spoken it without incident my entire life"
Bob: "I'd like to start using the women's toilets because I'll feel more comfortable"
Female co-worker: "I'm sure that won't be a problem because your comfort is far more important than any pearl-clutching concerns that us women may have"
Bob: "So you believe that trans women are women?"
Female co-worker: "Well I can't see the cost of me agreeing so of course I think you're a woman in spite of you never having menstruated and being stronger than most women on the planet"
Bob: "I'd like to come on the women-only spa day so that I can sit in the hot tub with my lady cock out in front of all you ladies that don't have cocks"
Female co-worker: "er...of course, because it's a struggle for you being in a room full of semi-naked women whereas us women have no problem being used to serve your fetish...I mean 'helping to affirm your true self'"
Bob: "I'd like to join the women's rugby team that you also play on"
Female co-worker: "I'm not sure that's safe, as I'm 5 foot nothing and you'd flatten me like a pancake"
Bob: "That's Transphobia you terf bitch!"
by SalopianSnark March 16, 2023
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